i would make it
a cardinal sin to serve warm diet coke like the bitch in our staff restaurant has just done. this is a million times more heinous than most of the stuff the Church has banned over the years.

also, and totally off topic, where are kitty and applebite this morning, did anyone see the news about that poor woman who is paralysed after falling off during a poledancing class??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:44, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

off topic - no
but i have seen this about a small cow
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11321006
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

This is great!
I want one!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

if anyone deserves one
its you
( zulu eh?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Why thank you!
I'll buy its little trainers especially
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

Kitty's on holiday
Applebite is back at uni and hasn't got an internet connection yet.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

That sounded quite stalkery.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Could have been worse
You could have included map coordinates or candid photographs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

and not a little frightening

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

"quite" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Kitty has been banging on about her HOLIDAY with her BOYFRIEND who are both REAL
for a couple of weeks, and applebite went on about moving back to uni on her status.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I suspect that you know the national insurance numbers and blood groups of everyone who has ever posted on here.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You're O positive.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

O HIV

Too easy.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Lucky for me that the Pope is here to look after me, eh?

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Very true.

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's just playing the percentages.

(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Or is it?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

*takes foil off sandwiches and wraps it around head*
You stay away! Leave me alone, you hear?
(Cave Duck, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

ZOMG that could have been me!
I fell while poledancing on Saturday, and landed back-first on a hard floor.
Praise Jesus for saving me!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

Jesus loves a pirate my friend.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

on a hard floor cock.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Kitty is in Majorca or somewhere I think
Not sure if Apple has gone back to uni or not?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Tenerife, innit?
In the buff.

Or probably not.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

cant remember it was in her fb status
the other day. I want a holiday think it might be time for a trip to the Cannabis Cup.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

A friend of a friend
developed a strain of weed called ESP that was an entrant a few years ago - it's the nicest tasting weed I have ever had - like church incense.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

It's only £170 to be a judge as well
fuck food for the first few weeks at uni when I can be a judge.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)