i am half wondering about volunteering for the olympics
not sure what as, though. sewing flags or booming through a megaphone for 10 days aren't really doing it for me. do you think they need volunteers to drink champagne and shag the winners of the men's rowing races?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:46, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You'll probably be given a yellow tabbard to wear sent to hang around a remote car park in Stratford for 8 hours in the rain

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

stratford?
i don't do further east than aldgate normally...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

It's just a glorified school sports day. I'm getting out of London (and possibly the country) for the duration.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Then your perfectly set to go for a tayyabs one night
Unlike the other week, when you didn't turn up, despite being invited.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

it clashed!
i am a popular girl, you have to book me years in advance.

although i was a bit gutted to miss that one. even if you were going to be there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:13, Reply)

She does that anyway.
She calls it "Date Night"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

(C)oar!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I volunteer to supply the athletes with drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

"the 100m all night garage jaffa cakes dash"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)