Jeff wants a lunchtime thread so here it is.
What are you having for lunch?

Alt q: what is the Pope having for lunch?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:26, 59 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Don't know yet.
I'm loitering round an empty house, killing time on my soon-to-be-former housemate's laptop. I will have to wander into town and see what I can lay my grubby hands on...

Alt A: ...which is probably what the Pope said when asked what he wanted for lunch.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Are you planning on killing your flatmate?
You sound a bit sinister.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Hadn't planned to
Would you like me to?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah, why not.
It'll give us something to talk about later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Plus I'd get to keep his laptop.
BACK OF THE NET.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Put him in a sports bag.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

A cup of tea, an orange
and a sausage

Alt Q: judging by the press a mixture of underage santorum and communion wine
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Getting the santorum phrase in to popularity = brilliant work by Dan Savage

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)

neater than having to type it all out
better for keeping lunch down as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Fried Chicken
Gotta love Mississipi Fried Chicken
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

oi what about the diet?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:42, Reply)

Got drunk last night
Diet is out the window till after I get back from Belgium. I'm off the sauce after that weekend too.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

good boy you are my inspiration at lunch to put down the crap!
today I am having a spliff and a muller light with a little top gear.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:48, Reply)

I'm disappointed about
sinning, 'cause I have to start the whole thing again. Boring wholemeal bread and urrrrrrrrrrgh next week.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:52, Reply)

I find convincing myself I don't like things that I really like, such as pizza, etc
puts me off all food. I am living on yoghurt and marijuana.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I wouldn't want to clean your toilet
The thing I miss the most is fruit!
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

cause of the sugar?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

Yeah
I really like fruit.

Also, not drinking beer and eating pizza and chips and stuff is pretty hard.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Yeah but it's a better kind of hard than not being able to walk up stairs hard
which I never want to get to.

I fully intend to look like Dolph Lundgren by my birthday.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Drug addled and Swedish?
We need before and after shots please.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I know what he means though
helps to have a vague idea of what you want to look like after
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Ok I'll put some more pics on my profile.
I only have two of my head on there at mo.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)

if it makes you feel better
I just failed. I had parma ham instead of a sausage which was fine, but then as well as an orange I had some pringles.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

FOR SHAME.
Potato-effect snacks?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

indeed
I went and cried afterwards
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

I bet you're still thinner than me

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I'm not very thin
are you enormously comically fat?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Not really
I could count my ribs yesterday.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:11, Reply)

Get some cassava based crisp substitutes
The Kings ones are alright, Hale & Hearty are much better.

So much less fattening than regular crisps and low in starch.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:27, Reply)

No you fucking aren't, old bean.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:53, Reply)

**Off the sauce
daily.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Oh I am during the day, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Guiness lunches
are murder on the lovehandles.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Guinness in general.
My brother switched to Guinness about 4 years ago and has put on about a stone a year since.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:05, Reply)

We're going to drink
Barcardi and Diet coke when we go out together.

Because we're massive fucking gayers and it's only 35 calories.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Cornflakes
and a bacon sarnie.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:30, Reply)

I accidently had a tub of marks'n'sparks chicken wings.
I started eating them a few hours ago, I had the first one when I came across the first bit of code that didn't come out 100% right the first time, then the second piece when it happened again. I have now finished the bucket, following this example.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:36, Reply)

nom nom
but so bad. I miss chicken wings.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Cigarilloes and ephedrine.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Nice.
That should keep you perky for the afternoon.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

I can tell you what the pope is having for lunch
my cock up his arse
( broadsword, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Alt: a 'dick sandwich'
I'm having peppered roast beef, tomato and dark French moutarde in a granary baguette. Not exactly award-winning but not Dairylea Triangles and a mint Viscount either.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:40, Reply)

Mint Viscounts were lovely
I've not had one for years.

Didn't they also do an orange one?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:41, Reply)

Ask TGB - she eats LIKE A FUCKING 5-YEAR OLD.


(they did, yes - but mint were best)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

eats acts
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Quite agree mint was the best.
Although I'd love to have a orange aero for old-times sake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Only in your head
Although I am eating a Pink Panther Pink Wafer right now...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I can't believe they still make them.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I got 30 for a pound!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Are these just the bog standard pink wafer?
I thought Pink Panther wafers were more 'cake like'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Well, mum did.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

No I bought them with my pocket money

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Alt: A wank over a 3 year old probably.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Alt
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:46, Reply)

I should have expected this strikethrough.
I failed.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Sorry.
But I've clicked 'I like this!' to this thread.

It was a complete accident and I don't 'like' this thread at all.

As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Crap I forgot about breakfast
And now I forgot it was lunch time.
I hate application forms
worst of all the formyfoms
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You forgot about brekkie and lunch because you are massively
excited about the Pope.

That's what I reckon.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I am dining on the body and blood of Christ...
...which would appear to non-believers in the form of a bowl of gumbo and an Irn-Bru.
The Pope is having aborted foetus on toast (from Pret-a-Manger.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 13:16, Reply)