old

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I know I'm not allowed to tease her about it
or she smacks me in the head.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

haha good woman right there

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Damn straight, much better than I deserve

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

please stop before I puke on my shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Did you high five anyone this weekend?
If you meet an eligible chap, do you need to ensure Echo gets along with him before you can decide if it's serious or not?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I arranged a casual encounter with a stranger from craigslist.
My dog barked at him.
So I covered her cage.
Didn't want to scar her for life.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I can imagine it being really awkward
when you're on all fours and he's behind grunt and sweating and hammering away and you don't want to hurt his feelings so you're making all the right noises and then you look up and Echo is looking at you, and she knows your faking it but she just turns around and walks back into the kitchen and then your heart really isn't in it any more so you just stay quiet and then he realises and asks what's wrong and you just shrug and he pulls out and you just go upstairs to get your dressing gown and by the time you've come back downstairs he's got his trousers on and he just says "Look, give me a call sometime if you want" and then leaves.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

hahaha that's how I imagined it to be tooooo
good think we were both wrong!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)