Let's talk about technology.
Is there any technology you're looking forward too? I'm talking about real stuff that works at the moment, even if it's in labatories.

I'm constantly impressed with the direction things are going in. It seems that with the standardisation of formats, turning data into information is getting easier and easier. The fact that Yahoo, Google, Facebook [and more] have opened up their data means the likes of me can do stuff that would be impossible 10 years ago. For example, there was no way it would be possible to create my latest creation, minicab software.

This sharing of data is amazing, for example, I can get the information for every 'restaurant' inside a local area, and then do what I want with that information. 10 years ago, I would have had to enter all that info by myself. It's an advantage to everyone involved; the resturants get more reach with the more people using it, the data provide (Thompson Local in my case) can charge more to the buisnesses as it has a futher reach, Google (where I'm grabbing the data from) can charge more to Thompson Local and increase it's services to it's end users and developers.

Where as 10 years ago, data was protected, as information/data is key, and closely guarded, it's now put someone like me, someone without a team of people or huge budgets, being able to do something that would be impossible before. It would have taken me entering the information into every possible buisness.

I never thought I would consider myself a data-geek, tables and columns and rows and indexes are borring, but the things I can do with them now are stunning.

Alt1: This is quite cool ..... www.engadget.com/2010/09/16/quadrocopters-can-now-fly-through-thrown-hoops-the-end-really-i/

Alt2: I really like Plan B's new single "The Recluse".

Alt3: I found some amazing software for Macs, called "plex", it's an amazing media centre with plug-ins such as iPlayer, 4od and loads more.

Alt4: Tell me about the most embarassing thing you've done, in retrospect, in order to find true love.

Alt5: I need a name for my minicab software, I was thinking "ForCabsSake" and "JustCabIt", got any good ideas? Chop-chop now, I've never really given it much thought.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:26, 163 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I WANT A GOD DAMN 3D PRINTER.
I don't really know why, I just want one. Get me one, Gonz.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

They've dropped in price quite a bit, I think they're around £2500 now !
Donno how much the 'ink' stuff is though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

*is glad to stop talking about canibals*
Those quadrocopters are excellent, there's a video of one that can land and take off upside down thanks to some velcro
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Next generation of miltitary drones I would think.
The uk army are looking at something similar.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Yeh', they could easerly attach some explosive to them and fly them through windows.
If they could be made silent, that would be shocking the potential.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I think it's more the idea
that they can set off booby traps and spot people in buildings without anyone being in harms way.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Big Dog
is the scariest thing on Youtube.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

At the 30 second mark *FEAR*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

I think it's quite cool as well.
I feel almost sorry for it in the video where it gets kicked
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I love my HD telly and Xbox.
Gaming and watching sport in HD makes me very very happy.

Alt 2: Plan B is shit unless acting in Harry Brown

Alt 3: Speed dating. It is shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Re speed dating,
I've never done it but the people I know have always said it's quite good fun.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I can honestly understand the appeal as it could be a good night if you aren't a cynical twat like me.
But it was excruciatingly dull. You would have the same conversation three times in a row then meet someone trying to be wacky or different and I hated it. It wasn't uncomfortable just too weird for me.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I would be the guy being wakki
I'm well wakki in real life.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

can I safely assume wakki is a word I don't know and the jokes on me?
without having to resort to google.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I don't spell the word wacky properly because I'm so zany.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Result: I still look stupid.
B3ta wins.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

speed dating is totally and utterly shit
i met 23 shut-in IT workers called steve and an accountant called dave. it didn't matter that i was too drunk to tell them apart after the first 5 because they were all the same anyway.

on the plus side, between the guys i met and my friends' experiences, i have some great truly dreadful material for my oxford masters piece next year, "these events are based on fiction" my arse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Man I should get speed dating
drunk girls and no competition.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

it's not speed raping.
anyway you're already in my play, quoted word for word.

my professor said "nobody talks like that" and "this character is simply not believable as a human being."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I'm not human.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

i don't dispute THAT
oh look. nor does anybody else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

"shut in IT worker"
i hate you.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

sorry steve

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

HD is very very pretty !
Plan B's album "Who needs action when you got words" is great if you listen to the lyrics.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Plus, "The Defamation of Strickland Banks" is completely fucking awesome.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

I'll give it a go on you're reccommendation Gonz.
Mass Effect 2 and Street Fighter in HD is beautiful. But not as much as watching Arsenal in HD. I went a bit gay for Fabregas last night.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I like breasts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

hows your head fucker?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'm not a head fucker.
My head is 'fuzzy' at the moment - I think I'm over the worst of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

plan b is an emergency contraceptive

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

I thought it was anal

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I've always found plan b to be a coat hanger and a packet of ibuprofen.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

gawd, at least with stairs you don't bleed out

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

No gin?
Cheap bastard.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Well, I might enjoy a G&T while they're upstairs
but pregnant women shouldn't drink, it's bad for the developing foetus.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

That's more like it.
After all, you've been out to get the painkillers, you deserve to put your feet up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I hate technology.
It's always changing. I don't know where I am from one day to the next with it.

Alt 4: I fucked an American.

Alt 5: Gonz's cabs.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Alt 4
Me too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not the only idiot then.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

hey hey hey easy with the america bashing

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

It's all fat and annoying over there

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

at least we have pretty teeth

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I actually like America
I'm from there. That joke would've worked better with someone who knew that.

British teeth are the best in the world.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

oh, I forgot
the teeth around here aren't so pretty, tbh
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Do you live in England?
If fat and annoying is your pet hate might I suggest a trip to any town centre in the area that has an Iceland, kebab joints, and the most mobile phone/cheque cashing shops. In comparison it makes America look like an Armani catwalk.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

See http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post868307
Also, I live in Elephant and Castle...
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Nowhere near England then?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I don't actually believe you are American.
I think you're just pretending.
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I totally am

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

She totally moves her hips like yeah and nods her head like yeah when she's having a party.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I TOTALLY DID LAST NIGHT

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I'm gonna do that on saturday
I'm in charge of the music, I'm gonna slip that one into the middle of my playlist and I'll be the only one on the dancefloor.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

What's going on saturday? is this one of those bash things I hear so much about?
I'm going to a GAY BAR on saturday.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Nah, not a bash
it's my mrs' 30th birthday. She is having a party along with other friends who are also 30.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)

old

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)

I know I'm not allowed to tease her about it
or she smacks me in the head.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)

haha good woman right there

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Damn straight, much better than I deserve

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)

please stop before I puke on my shoes

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Did you high five anyone this weekend?
If you meet an eligible chap, do you need to ensure Echo gets along with him before you can decide if it's serious or not?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I arranged a casual encounter with a stranger from craigslist.
My dog barked at him.
So I covered her cage.
Didn't want to scar her for life.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I can imagine it being really awkward
when you're on all fours and he's behind grunt and sweating and hammering away and you don't want to hurt his feelings so you're making all the right noises and then you look up and Echo is looking at you, and she knows your faking it but she just turns around and walks back into the kitchen and then your heart really isn't in it any more so you just stay quiet and then he realises and asks what's wrong and you just shrug and he pulls out and you just go upstairs to get your dressing gown and by the time you've come back downstairs he's got his trousers on and he just says "Look, give me a call sometime if you want" and then leaves.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

hahaha that's how I imagined it to be tooooo
good think we were both wrong!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

...and I hurt a friend.

I know, I'm shit.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)

Kind of already exists in MagLev trains
but what we really want are hoverboards.

Alt 5: Nab-A-Cab
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

My workforce want a device that wipes the memory of small children. Any chance?
What does the software do Gonz?
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

It's called a crowbar.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

The pesky parents seem to notice the marks crowbars leave. Plus I might get blood on my mitre

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Maybe
You can use MASSIVE DRUGS as being duscussed in the new QOTW?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

This week's QOTW provides too many trolling opportunities so will steer clear.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Pfft! you're trolled if you do and you're trolled if you don't.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

Loads of things !
It calculates the price of a cab, based on loads of factors, it's the only one on the market that allows to price it based on Distance, Postcode-to-Postcode and Fixed Price Locations (which factor in an area, so if you're outside the area, it's like getting a cab to the pick up and _then_ the fixed price (or the journey in reverse).

It allows
- Different car types, and price modifers based on that.
- Calling a place something else, like "Cock and dragon pub" to be "[address for that pub]"
- Modify the price based on the time of the day.
- Keyword searching with questions, such as you could have the Keyword being "airport" and ask the question "What is your flight number?" and "What terminal are you at?"
- Information about the cars, and include price modifiers for that, such as "Air con".
- Request specific drivers or display information about a specific driver.
- No pre-registration required for general users
- iPhone and Android WebApp in the pipeline
- Using GoogleMaps to get locations, so it would accept "99 Chase Side, N14", "99 Chase Side Southgate" or even things like "London Eye".
- [the thing that inspired the thread, that I'm adding] Allowing of putting in something like "Italian Resturant in Southgate" to get all the italian resturants in southgate.
- Admin to change all the factors.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Sounds good.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Call it CabCalc.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Cabolicism your holiness?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Bless you!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

cabracadabra?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

This ^
Excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I think we may have a winner

(berk, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I like this too

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

seek cab-app?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Oh come on you fuckers, this is gold.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I don't get it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Sheesh kebab.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

Or Seekh Kebab
you fucking nazi-paedo
(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Listen Colonel. In the vatican state we call them Sheesh kebab's ok.
Now do 5 Hail Mary's and stick a fiver in the poor box on your way out.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

a fiver your cock box
(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

*casts eternal damnation*
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

*rolls save vs Holy*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

EXCELLENT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Hah, not being funny or nothing, but I want to be able to spell it, let alone my customers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

T-apps-y
?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

it's crying out to be tattooed onto your wrist.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

Discussed it the other day
but I can't wait for proper virtual reality.

Or for proper robots actually
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

ROBOT BUTLERS YES.
Soon.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

excellent news

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Amazing software is all very well
but it is for a mac, and they are a pain in the arse to use. Alt q 4 - I wouldn't say it was true love, but I allowed someone to turn me in to someone I'm not. I cunted him in the fuck eventually though.
(berk, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Only mild excite, but I'm gonna buy me an HTC HD
When it comes out of course. Anything else would be silly. HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
( Theoban What of it, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Alt4:
Cab-U-Like
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

As for inventions:
If someone doesn't invent a working hoverboard in the next two years I'm going to go postal.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

And an affordable jet pack.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

And a holodeck.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

And a time machine.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

They invent that the last tuesday after next

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Will they did?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Spy in the cab?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

The cab master.
The cab monster
Cabtron
Clever cabs
Cabalicious
Cabal
Cabawabbadoodah
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Hmm, none of these are shouting out at me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

THE CAB MASTER
THE CAB MONSTER
CABTRON
CLEVER CABS
CABALICIOUS
CABAL
CABAWABADOODAH

How about now?
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

If you have Cabracadabra you can have this song for advertising.
youtu.be/7QyoRzZrF00
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:20, Reply)

CABTRON WILL DELIVER YOU EFFICIENTLY TO YOUR DESTINATION
CABTRON DEMANDS A TIP OF AT LEAST 10%
CABTRON DOES NOT HAVE CHANGE FOR THAT
CABTRON SMASH
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Kabs 4 Kunts

(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

You made me larf like a mong.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Now I can never get an erection
Ever again.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

The resemblance is uncanny isn't it : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

Reciprocated.
Officelol'd.
(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)

I'm looking forward to free global wifi.
some places already have it- it's paid for by taxes. It wouldn't be that hard or expensive to set up, and would make life a lot easier when I travel.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I heard about 6 months ago that London will be the first completely free WiFi city, using lamposts as base points, that Johnson is planning it...
... but I've not heard anything of it since the origional artical.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

I love technology
I think I most want the 'VR' that they use in the awesome film Strange Days. You pop a crab-armed skull cap on, pop a minidisc (remember them?) labeled "18 yr old girl in shower" and press play. All the sights, sounds and, most importantly, sensations flood your mind.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

As for the cab app
"Home, Jeeves"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Strange Days Emannuelle In Space
(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

The joys of my job
encapsulated

sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs660.snc4/60076_450402303912_509488912_4962262_5764726_n.jpg
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

And that, kids, is why we don't put our hands in the furnace ;P

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)

By the furnace you mean
package for a butt plug.

That's been returned.




Used.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

What's even worse you fucking sadist
is that bullshit salad cream on your desk!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

It's there to antagonise you
I usually have in the closet*

*cupboard
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I also spotted what appears to be hand lotion
but it could very well be on the adjacent desk so I let you off. For dinner I am having smoked haddock with a poached egg, sweetcorn, onions and mushrooms.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

It is very much on the adjacent desk, and belongs to a
drag queen. Work's never dull.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

"Dear Himjim,
I think this one's yours, but after an evening like that, who can remember, eh? Let's do it again soon!

Regards,

Darth Foxtrot"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)

Where is Darth? Did he fuck off when I wasn't around?

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

I think he has a new job where he has to actually work and not faff about on here.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

^this he is busy with work. I text him every few days to check he is still breathing.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:40, Reply)

reath umm
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Excellent

(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

WHAT
text him for me and tell him I miss his sexy hair
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Done.
I'll let you know when I get a response.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

OH MAN
Who else can I text through you????
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I think that's probably it.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I was hoping for his cousin, BillyChomp, or his mum, MummyChomp

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Just him
as he was coming to Bristol for the weekend. I haven't met anyone yet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

BDSM master?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

Close!
I've got at least 3 canes and 2 riding crops. I bought a poster tube for them when I moved house.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

*wiggles eyebrows*

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Yeah, you're "wiggling" your "eyebrows".
I know your type.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

They type that doesn't use botox?

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Hah!
My favourite thing about Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus is guessing what order the scenes were shot in based on how much Debbie Gibson can move her face.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

*wiggles*

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

*remembers you're American*
*stops wiggling*
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Lives in London

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

*remembers you're about 15*
Definitely stops wiggling : )
( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

24
I was enjoying that.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

An older picture
but any of these interest you?

www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4396553&fbid=426460803912&op=1&o=all&view=all&subj=149119046318&aid=-1&oid=149119046318&id=509488912
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

*faints*

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

We've got electrical units
can shock you back to life.

We even have Crisco. I could bake you a pie.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

*remembers you're a Womble*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Alt 5. Cabbynet.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

FUCK YEAH
Hahahah
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Cabbage

(TheColonel, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Alt 5: 'Cabbadabbadoo'
or
'Taxi Priest'
'Taximum R'n'B'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Not as good as Cabawabadoodah!

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Alt5
"Bickle"
(57841, Thu 16 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)