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But really fantastic news Monty. Have you had the chance to get legal advice recently?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:37, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I lied and told her I had - and that I'd been told categorically that she had no case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:41, Reply)

nothing better than a legal case built on a pile of lies
still, if it opens a dialogue then it's a start
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

It's more of an educated guess than an actual falsehood.
She doesn't have a case.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:44, Reply)

Well fingers crossed
blag it well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

I'm DEFINITELY going to turn up an hour late, fucked out of my head.

Just for a laugh, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

What a card!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Timing is all, in this business.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

now you mention timing
the venue is perfect for a Lord's prayer wank
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:51, Reply)

...with coke-encrusted blood all round my nose.
This would definitely work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

work make an excellent sit-com
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em 2010

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:41, Reply)

So help me to understand
you seek to gain something from her
by making a dishonest and false representation to her

Is this correct?
( WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

No, it isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:43, Reply)

You are lying to her?

( WormuIus, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:45, Reply)

I have said I've had advice from my lawyer
when in fact the advice I have received has been from other sources.

Not exactly the fucking Brinks-Mat robbery, is it?

She will doubtless have sought her own advice, and the fact that she is now agreeing to discuss this with me (an enormous volte-face) suggests that either what I have suggested is right and this has been confirmed to her, or my statement of intent to return to the courts if necessary has convinced her that I will not rest until a reasonable settlement is reached.

Either way, wholly unreasonable cunt is now making conciliatory noises when less than a week ago I had nothing but abuse when I suggested mediation.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:54, Reply)