mine is "I took drugs and sat in a tent, then I left and had hot chocolate"
or possibly "I took drugs, got paranoid then fell on my face"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

"I took drugs and thought I had no skeleton"
"I took drugs, had a very bad reaction, cried for 2 hours, and had a week-long comedown and fun with a kitchen knife"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:56, Reply)

it can't be more boring
than my 'I took legal drugs and hallucinated some extra arms that strangled me'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I found that quite interesting

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

You're just hoping she will post a picure of her breasts

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

do I look like snugglesacks?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:02, Reply)

a part of you bears some resemblance to the only part of her I've seen a picture of

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I can see those on facebook

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I highly doubt
I've posted pictures of my breasts on facebook
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I didn't mean only your breasts
or your bare breasts

breasts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I like breasts

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

breasts!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Boobs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

I just had a quick flick through
just in case.

I am massively unphotogenic :S and that includes my breasts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:09, Reply)

No you're not
And I couldn't possibly comment.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Well it's either that or I'm fuck-ugly
so I'm sticking desperately to the unphotogenic excuse
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

at least your eyes are open the same amount in most photos
I look like a one-eyed drunk most of the time.

either that or I look like I'm bellowing like the guy from 300.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:11, Reply)

THIS IS B3TA!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

THIS IS EXETER!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)

doesn't quite roll off the tongue

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

see what I mean though
sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs425.snc4/46851_10150261798925532_537640531_14578042_7666490_n.jpg

I wasn't even drunk at that point
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I do see what you mean
perhaps you smile more with one side of your mouth than the other?

Compare some of my monstrosities though, and you'll see why I'm hoping desperately that I'm just unphotogenic, rather than actually looking like that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I think it must be that my camera smile is lopsided
to set your mind at ease, you are not hideously ugly.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

some people do just smile
with one side of their face. Especially for cameras, so it looks less like they're grinning
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Since Sonipshere I have been going for the serious rock face and gesture more often.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)