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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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no way, her vag looked like an explosion in a wallpaper paste factory...OH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:26, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
and i always thought you
were such a nice boy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
You'll have to excuse me Miss Swipe
I have felt like shit all week, has this stopped me from turning up for work?

I think I have caught some strange Swedish bug.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
well, because it's you
oh really, what was her name?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
"Goteborg" and she was a beautiful medieval nordic city
best ride of my life (Well, the Lisberg theme park has the best wooden roller-coaster in the world).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
i LOVE rollercoasters
i could happily live at alton towers. well, without the plebs.

did she give you butterflies in your stomach?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Oh yes! We went ALL THE WAY again and again and AGAIN
and then I threw up and started to cry and had to leave reeking of shame
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
has she called you since?
or did you do that whole chandler thing of "i'll give you a call"...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)
all she said was "Hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy hurdy gurdy"
which is what all Swedes seem to be saying
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)
That's Donovan, covered by Steve Hillage and The Butthole Surfers

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
It is?
I mean, YES, it is *pops suit collar, tries to look cool*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyrxtVnc-28
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:25, Reply)
The hurdy-gurdy is a bloomin strange instrument
I wouldn't know where to start and would opt for the Bass hurdy gurdy instead.


(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)
open to interpretation then!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)
....gery disease.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Keep that and nail it to the kitchen wall....
...and call it 'Tart Blart Art'.
(Fuck Damien Hirst, the lightweight tosser.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

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