me now
do me, do me, do me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*forms orderly line*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

but that don't rhyme

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Just give the man time

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

So me first, swine.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

swine???
nothing rhymes with OUTRAGE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)

From within your stout cage

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Never doubt Jimmy Page.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Defend with macrophage

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I've no gripe
With Ms Swipe
For she did not type
A reply b
-efore clicking to wipe
What had clearly been tripe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

i am very very pleased
it is not every day that someone writes poetry for you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Glad you like it
(I don't normally put much stock by these daft online personality tests, but one of them told me I was "creatively frustrated" at work. It might have had a point.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'll offer a click
Though Hudibrastic.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

At the risk of sounding like a spastic
I had to look up 'hudibrastic'
Do you think I was too drastic?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

The word's quite fantastic,
If somewhat monastic.
And there I'll ... stick.
/dislocates iamb
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Still, thanks for the click.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You limp wristed dick..

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

*coughs*
Darling Rachel: a boon
To this site of baboons
Your diaphanous clothing all floaty,
You could drive me insane
Make me hide in a drain
Eating chicken from Gazza, like Moaty
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)

i am blushing
and smiling all at once now!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Good show.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Monty all smooth;
trousers hiding treasures
far greater than the Louvre,
My timing is off,
the rhyming is gay,
lets boff.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

137th gay outing reference of the day
i'm just pointing it out.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)

O lawyery one
you're no fun
Get your head out the gutter
My mind all a-flutter
I'm going to make you run.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:27, Reply)

so good
until the very last line. cups above a B overflow when you run.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Is that like a coach trip to see The Wizard of Oz?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:39, Reply)

pre-cisely
with half price on "priscilla" and free tia maria in the interval
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:44, Reply)