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What's everyone having for lunch?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:41, 118 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

some weed dipped in LSD, washed down with a bottle of Calpol

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Massive drugs.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Don't have a 'bum' trip now, you hear?
Don't get too arseholed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'll go into an A-hole.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:54, Reply)

POTD

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Thanks, snookums.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Fish AND Chicken'n'tater pakora
And it was fucking gawjus, best curry shop in Glasgow, hands down.

In other news what is everybody up to NEXT weekend?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Having lunch.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

OK, the weekend after that?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)

Speculating on the lunchtimes of weekends yet to come

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

And reviewing classic lunches of the 1960s
When lunches really were lunches. If you can remember those lunches, you weren't really there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

And the never-ending debate over when lunches started to go downhill
Was it 1969? Was it the early '70s? Have things ever recovered since the ghastly synth-laden, make-up caked lunches of the '80s?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Not to mention the bloated excesses of the mid-70s 'prog lunch' scene.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Man, that started so well
Pulling in different culinary influences and just experimenting with flavours, but by '75 it just seemed like a challenge to see how much crap you could fit into one massive sandwich...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

It was blown away by the "bag of peanuts and a swig of booze, down in two minutes" Punk Lunch explosion

Malcolm McLaren invented it. I know this because he said so.
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

I would like to point out that I think that this is an absolutely splendid thread

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Endless noodling....

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)

So many noodles
That much wet starch is always going to just bloat.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

The 70's were king.
Soup served in a hollowed out bread loaf/roll. Class.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Did anyone watch the television series that had Sue Perkins and Giles Coren having dinners from different eras?
At the end of the programme my girlfriend asked if they were a couple in real life.
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

To which you replied
'they're a couple of COMPLETE CUNTS, if that's what you mean'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

despite her being a rug-muncher
I kind of fancy Sue Perkins
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Would.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:18, Reply)

*baffled*
She's vile
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I like the idea of my harry monk dribbling out of her nostrils.
I don't know why.
*seeks therapy*

Coren is a weapons grade though.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

His sister's a nice bit of posh totty though

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)

slightly too equine-looking for my tastes.
Daisy Donovan is top of my list at the moment.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

To be fair, every time I hear her speak
I do want to punch her in the mouth
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Giles Coren is alright as well
actually after a quick google, I realised I was thinking of the wrong one. His reviews are okay, himself not so much. Apart from threatening to rape, kill and then burn the drumkit of his 12 year old next door neighbour. That gets a thumbs up
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Have you ever read that awful memo he sent to a sub editor?
You will hate him for ever when you have.

Total. Wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I do remember that
something about a missing 'a.' Bit of a twats move. His column is alright though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

this is the letter
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/jul/23/mediamonkey
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Christ
what a bellend!
(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)

If he were a grey-haired, balding, cantankerous old man
you could almost forgive him for taking such a pompous stance.

It's the fact that he is quite clearly just some bolshy young Rupert that makes him come across as a biblical-scale helmet and insufferable cunt.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Do you know what is REALLY fucking priceless?
The pompous cunt has spelled 'meter' incorrectly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:38, Reply)

sah lahd

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Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

roast beef sandwich
delicious
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

BREAD IS THE ENEMY

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

this is true
but I was so hungry
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I agree. I had loads yesterday and feel reet bloated today.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

The most enormous, dripping 'footlong' you ever did see.
And by 'footlong,' I mean 'penis.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

And by 'penis', I mean...Hang on, I've got this wrong, haven't I?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Good Lord
Your arsehole must be like the channel tunnel
(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Picketed by angry French seamen?
Every night gyppoes try to sneak into it?

A conduit for rabies?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Wow, the similarities are endless!

(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Especially the rabies
Even as I type this, I am positively foaming at the flaps.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Arse rabies is the worst kind of rabies, it's true.

(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Especially when the haemorrhoid is made worse
After the French seamen picket.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Hmm I don't know.
I once had rabies of the urethra. My helmet wept like a bereaved Romanian peasant for six weeks solid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Shouldn't go putting your penis
in mad bitches then...
(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Next weekend.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Chicken Katsu Curry
And by that I mean some "whizz" that had "Angel Smack" in it to, you know, fill it out. Smoked from a chillum. Straight into my femoral artery.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I had that yesterday
fucking delicious.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)

It's good shit
Man! (Apologies bird.)
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I had my lunch at 11ish today, finished off a bucket of chicken wings from marks.
I love marks'n'sparks chicken wings.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

My boss decided
he couldn't be bothered coming in today, so I went to the pub for lunch and had a pint and some cheese on toast.
(berk, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Four pints of guinness
All with shots of Tia Maria in.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

I salute you.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Was he 'about to rock'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Being rock n roll is a permanent state
not a past time.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

tia maria
i think your gay website has been rubbing off on you, old buddy old pal!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

I think
you've been reading too much into my chocolate milkshake Guiness, sister.

*snaps*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

sister?
are you a black lady from 1982?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

*Gay
Keep up.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

lunch is for slackers
b3ta, on the other hand...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:10, Reply)

...is for spackers.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Hackers...

(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:21, Reply)

*scratches knackers*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:24, Reply)

which drives women crackers

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

And rattled her maracas.
Cave Duck...What was that guy in the A-Team?
(I bet Crow fucks this up.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Like B A Baracus
Keep up, Supreme Crow.
(Cave Duck, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Crow
did know
Crow
was go
-ing to reply before yo
-u deleted it so.
(Because a crow...Would know.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

me now
do me, do me, do me!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:31, Reply)

*forms orderly line*

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

but that don't rhyme

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Just give the man time

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

So me first, swine.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

swine???
nothing rhymes with OUTRAGE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)

From within your stout cage

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Never doubt Jimmy Page.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Defend with macrophage

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I've no gripe
With Ms Swipe
For she did not type
A reply b
-efore clicking to wipe
What had clearly been tripe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

i am very very pleased
it is not every day that someone writes poetry for you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Glad you like it
(I don't normally put much stock by these daft online personality tests, but one of them told me I was "creatively frustrated" at work. It might have had a point.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I'll offer a click
Though Hudibrastic.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

At the risk of sounding like a spastic
I had to look up 'hudibrastic'
Do you think I was too drastic?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)

The word's quite fantastic,
If somewhat monastic.
And there I'll ... stick.
/dislocates iamb
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Still, thanks for the click.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)

You limp wristed dick..

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)

*coughs*
Darling Rachel: a boon
To this site of baboons
Your diaphanous clothing all floaty,
You could drive me insane
Make me hide in a drain
Eating chicken from Gazza, like Moaty
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)

i am blushing
and smiling all at once now!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Good show.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Monty all smooth;
trousers hiding treasures
far greater than the Louvre,
My timing is off,
the rhyming is gay,
lets boff.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:23, Reply)

137th gay outing reference of the day
i'm just pointing it out.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:26, Reply)

O lawyery one
you're no fun
Get your head out the gutter
My mind all a-flutter
I'm going to make you run.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:27, Reply)

so good
until the very last line. cups above a B overflow when you run.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Is that like a coach trip to see The Wizard of Oz?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:39, Reply)

pre-cisely
with half price on "priscilla" and free tia maria in the interval
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Fish Finger Sarnie.
And it was gooooooood.

Also: IMPOSTER POPE!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Impopester

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Snow reinterprets his 90s hit for the catholic market.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:29, Reply)

haha
i forgot about that song. my friend was CONVINCED he was singing "isaidfarmer".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:30, Reply)

I do hope you never told them the truth.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Palpatations
Those pakora were hot.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Just had a massive bowl of greens...
...and now I am in the mood for kettle chips.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Verdant combustables
or vegetarian filth?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Sorry what was that?
My attention span has....
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:36, Reply)

What was teh question?

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Pizza.
Let's get pizza.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Done
Let's get a 16" spicy beef with extra black pudding.

I'll skin up while we wait.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)

*shouts from door*
I'll go to the shops and get some more beer. It could be a long night; make a few calls and get some charlie.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)

*interested face*

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Come on then. You choose some tunes.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)

*shouts from beanbag*
Best get a Henry, Monty's arrived
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

*arrives back with nursing stab wound and without coat*
I scored a oouple of eight-balls!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Ya daft bastard, sit doon and have a toke on this
I'll get ye a plaster
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)

Countown on TV.
I just got 'spasmo' as a nifty six letter.
(Pardon my overwhelming urge to share that.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 17 Sep 2010, 16:34, Reply)

A Merkin Football Saturday lunch:
Hot dogs on the grill, (with coney sauce!) fresh ho-made creamed corn and brownies!
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 18 Sep 2010, 19:51, Reply)

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