dear b3ta
i appear to have mislaid a large patch of time between, approx 2am sat morning, after seeing skindred and about 7am this morning, when my alarm went.
kindly fill me in on what happened?
alternatively, kindly make me up a tale involving me, massive drugs, unicorns, and tumbling penguins. go.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:32, 19 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Do you have a sore anus?

You fucking should have - that's all I'm saying.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

Sore piss

( broadsword, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:41, Reply)

sore? no.
yapping like a frightened jack russell? yes.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

What a thoroughly unpleasant
mental image you've just given me.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

come a little closer
this show is available in smellovision in selected areas.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I prefer 'me arse was twitching like a rabbit's nose'

(c)Brian Johnson
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Is your bottom sore?

( broadsword, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Is there an echo in here?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Is there an echo in here?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

No people just keep saying similar things.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

what's for lunch?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:52, Reply)

caffeine, bacon, and paracetamol
in that order.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

What are you doing for the weekend?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:58, Reply)

normally i'd love to
but i'm in oxford on a course. how about 3 weeks time?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:59, Reply)

photographing brisfest
which thankfully has nothing whatsoever to do with the barbaric surgical removal of the pink turtleneck.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

From what I've heard
A Monty Boyce and a Broadsword anally raped you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Boyce and Broadsword in Barrymore-ish Bum Burglary!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Good Sun headline writing here.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Chanelle, 23 from Romford
says down with this sort of thing.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)