Well I probably wouldn't have bought this item
anyway. Too expensive- starting bid 200

edit: oops forgot to say what it was *awaits torrent of abuse* it's a vintage wolf fur coat
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:04, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Good God woman!
Is it not enough that you like the pope that you have to like real fur too.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'm pure evil BGB
right down to my bones. My face deceives people into thinking I'm nice and sweet
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Haha!
You do look very sweet : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

This is the problem
everyone tells me I look like I'm a nice person. Then inside I'm pure undiluted concentrated evil. I wear fur, I think the Pope isn't a paedophile and I *whispers* vote conservative
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

What's your view on homosexuality though?

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

They're dirty, wicked and a bit slutty
and they should definitely come round to mine for the night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)

Good girl.
I will now ignore all your other bad points.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Excellent news
I'm actually very liberal in most ways I promise, but what's the world without the spice of variety
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Vintage fur is okay.
The wolf would be dead from old age, so no harm done.

Have I missed another point?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Missing the point is something you do very well.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Thanks!
**glows with pride**
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Surely wearing something like that
is just asking to have paint thrown on you by militant PETA-type people?
(berk, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)

If they fucking threw paint
on an expensive coat, I wouldn't be held liable for what I threw at them. Probably shit

/gets angry at PETA
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'd back you up on that
I bet you'd look the business in a wolf fur coat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Thanks
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250697989675&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Sadly I am broke
and my mother on my requesting funding for a wolf fur coat looked at me as though she pitied my mental handicap, and wondered what she'd smoked in her pregnancy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I'm broke too
I think having no money is making me want to spend it on more ridiculous things too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

*facepalms*
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

pourquoi?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

It probably looked nicer on the wolf.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

On the subject of mother
thinking I'm mentally retarded I didn't help my case by pointing out it had been used and therefore wasn't like I'd skinned a wolf myself. Though I shot myself in the foot by claiming two previous owners- the seller and the wolf
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I imagine it probably did
but it is now a coat.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)

everything looks nicer on wolves
they have the hips for it. Great figures
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

they'd wear human skin coats given half the chance

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

There are so many lovely fake fur coats available nowadays.
Why?
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

they're itchy
if it makes you feel better I rarely wear fur. It's not my style, I'm not skinny enough to wear either fake or real fur. I see no problem with vintage stuff though- the animal is already dead
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

That is like saying to a vegetarian, why don't you eat meat.
The animal is already dead.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I'd be more likely to say why don't you eat meat
it's fucking lovely.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

I'm not advocating continuing to kill things like wolves for their fur
but vintage ones should be enjoyed, otherwise it makes it even worse that they were killed.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Rubbish.
It was originally killed to make a fashion item and to keep wearing it as a fashion item would be wrong regardless of how old it is.
( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

ok, the last bit was rubbish
I can't quite explain my view on this, but it's pretty much: it already exists, so it should be used.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

Or sheepskins

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)