I read that as "foot"
And was getting confused as to how exactly it is that you have sex.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

thats what the chinese did
isnt it? when they wrapped the women's feet and made them smaller... Wasn't another use of them safe sex. Push them together etc and go at it...

or did i get that wrong?
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

believe me
if you'd slept with some of my ex's, you'd wonder that too...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Haha
post deletion right here.

I saw you, zulu.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

why thankyou
for being caught, i said:

well given the law of averages, maybe they're not the problem?
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

i can see why you deleted that
please provide your address so i can SUE THE ARSE OFF YOU.


also can i just whinge for a minute that some unscrupulous fucker in this office stole my lunch today. i had a really nice super-healthy wholefood salad in the fridge. now i have diet coke and butterkist popcorn. ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

thanks Kroney
:o(
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I wasn't going to sell you out
and you're the guy that repeated yourself!
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

^ all your fault ^
however zulu has my consent to join you to the claim as second defendant pursuant to Rule 20 of the CPR.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

yes
what she said
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Lawyer in anal shocker
and yes, I mean that in all shades of interpretation.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

you're going down
and i only mean that in one shade of meaning. legally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Pfft
come over here and say that.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

bleurgh on the popcorn
i had instant soup for lunch due to canteen under performance , epic fail
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

You people
earn truly sickening amounts of money and somebody can't be bothered buying their own lunch?

Sub-human.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

well
it may have been a cleaner or admin guy. might not have been a lawyer.

I BET IT WAS SOMEONE IN IT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

*cough*
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post871501
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

'a really nice super-healthy wholefood salad'
Paradox Of The Day
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

it was!
it had pumpkin seeds and lentils and everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

um, yuck
pumpkin seeds?

get yourself a burger! far more interesting
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)