the best of british
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/8012357/Man-set-to-have-tenth-child-by-ten-different-women.html

not sure where to start with these plebs really. Is it too late to throw 'em down the mines and then concrete over the entrance?
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:15, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's nice how judgemental that article is, right from the off.
I mean, clearly the man's behaving like quite the cad, but what happened to objective news reporting?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

here you go
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/boar-sires-80-piglets-by-10-different-sows-201009203099/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)

great site that

( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

RAH RAH RAH
can anyone get the number for be onlines moving house helpline, it keeps crashing on this shit work pc
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)

what's the company name?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Be broadband.
the website is www.bethere.co.uk
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

might not just be your computer
it's loading very slowly here. Will let you know when it loads
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Thanks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

020 3393 5181 according to
www.saynoto0870.co.uk
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Cheers

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Yeah, hang on
I still have it written down somewhere from when I moved.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Their house-moving skillz are non-existent.
I had to close my account and open a new one. It all happened very smoothly, but you'd think they'd some procedure in place for nomadic types.
(ThomsonsPier consumes, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:19, Reply)

There must be a reset button on this planet somewhere.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I read the second line as
'son of a bitch'. I then realised it said 'son of a binman'. How is that relevant to his mangoop spreading techniques?
(berk, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)

It makes it easier for the middle-class Telegraph readers to look down on him, and confirm their prejudices about people from poorer backgrounds

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Does the average Telegraph reader need help to do that?
I thought it was built in..
(berk, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

"Son of a binman" is due to be released as an updated version of "Son of a preacher man"
With Dusty Bin replacing Dusty Springfield on lyrics.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I wouldn't mind so much
only I'm paying his child support.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I wish you were paying mine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

how
did he ever get anyone to sleep with him? he is absolutely rancid.

i'd rather stitch my foof back up with a rusty needle than let him within 10 miles of it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

I read that as "foot"
And was getting confused as to how exactly it is that you have sex.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)

thats what the chinese did
isnt it? when they wrapped the women's feet and made them smaller... Wasn't another use of them safe sex. Push them together etc and go at it...

or did i get that wrong?
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)

believe me
if you'd slept with some of my ex's, you'd wonder that too...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Haha
post deletion right here.

I saw you, zulu.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

why thankyou
for being caught, i said:

well given the law of averages, maybe they're not the problem?
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)

i can see why you deleted that
please provide your address so i can SUE THE ARSE OFF YOU.


also can i just whinge for a minute that some unscrupulous fucker in this office stole my lunch today. i had a really nice super-healthy wholefood salad in the fridge. now i have diet coke and butterkist popcorn. ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

thanks Kroney
:o(
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I wasn't going to sell you out
and you're the guy that repeated yourself!
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

^ all your fault ^
however zulu has my consent to join you to the claim as second defendant pursuant to Rule 20 of the CPR.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

yes
what she said
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Lawyer in anal shocker
and yes, I mean that in all shades of interpretation.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)

you're going down
and i only mean that in one shade of meaning. legally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Pfft
come over here and say that.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

bleurgh on the popcorn
i had instant soup for lunch due to canteen under performance , epic fail
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)

You people
earn truly sickening amounts of money and somebody can't be bothered buying their own lunch?

Sub-human.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

well
it may have been a cleaner or admin guy. might not have been a lawyer.

I BET IT WAS SOMEONE IN IT!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

*cough*
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post871501
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)

'a really nice super-healthy wholefood salad'
Paradox Of The Day
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)

it was!
it had pumpkin seeds and lentils and everything.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

um, yuck
pumpkin seeds?

get yourself a burger! far more interesting
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)

They're a bit manky looking too.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

He's an heir
to a well known fast food empire. The chavs go nuts at the chance for unlimited Lizzie Dukes and discount burgers.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I wonder is this is the same guy...
www.ppes.com.au/perth-bands/soloists/keith-mcdonald/keith-mcdonald.html
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

it's funny that she thinks the past is the past and loves him to bits yet he claims it isn't his and they've never slept together
lovely, really, he should have his own reality show
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)

dont say that...
they gave that cow out of wifeswap too much coverage, you might give htem ideas
( zulu eh?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Think of the DRAMA

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

You could have a quiz show when he's asked what all their names are and when their birthdays are.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)