I would like to invent an 'Is-this-really-a-good-idea-ometer'...
... with an added 'dont-fucking-say-what-you-are-about-to-say' warning light.
Oh - plus beer and cigarettes that keep you fit, healthy and give you a six-pack stomach.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd support all of those inventions

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

God, this just like Dragon's Den!
I'm going to go work on it now and hopefully have it invented by morning.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Love the sig Dr.

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

The saddest part was I was cut out of the song....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZklwTGZutc
...yet they kept the four brothers with their smooth moves and left out my "...Sagittarius, and my name is Tugnut. I like drunk women in leather with relaxed morality, and a well stocked medicine cabinet...."
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Haha! You just described me ; )

( girlinthehole, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Stupid record company arseholes.
I knew I had a market.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)