the only sensible answer
to any choice posed by a man is BOTH.

the only sensible answer to any choice posed by a girl is SECRET ANSWER NUMBER THREE THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN COMING BUT DIDN'T.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I give up then
*suavely retreats*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:25, Reply)

oh
do you always give up so easily??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)

of course not
But your mixture of legalese and those knee high socks intimidates me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

haha
i'm not actually wearing the knee high socks today though. so you're quite safe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

In that case I would rather be in mortal danger

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

sorry to disappoint, just got the crotchless pants and cut-out bra on today
mind you, if i had worn the knee-highs to work this morning, my boss might at least have sent me straight back home, and i could have spent the day on the sofa!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:36, Reply)

No problem, I am underdressed as it is, I'm wearing Emporio.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:47, Reply)

shocking!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 0:13, Reply)

I would have seen it coming
if I hadn't been staring at your breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:26, Reply)

hello stranger
look up for 2 seconds and gimme a smile...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:27, Reply)

Are you going to kick me in the balls if I do that?
Because if I'm going to get kicked in the balls i'd rather be staring at breasts while it happens.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:29, Reply)

al, how could you?
i'd never kick you in the balls. shave them lovingly, maybe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:30, Reply)

I already shave them
There's nothing nicer than a smooth undercarriage.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:31, Reply)

i do hope
it's a full back, sack and crack job. nothing worse than smooth turning to chewbacca with no warning.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:34, Reply)

I'm not like chewbacca
but I'm a bit fuzzy all over.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:39, Reply)

well, all over is grand
it's smooth and rough patches, like an old balding teddy bear, that is a bit freaky.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:42, Reply)

Oh Boy!
The Breakfast Club is one BBC 1! FUCK YEAH!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:43, Reply)

huh?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:44, Reply)

What happened to Molly Ringwald?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:45, Reply)

something else in pink!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 0:15, Reply)

Recently.
/stroke, the last 20 years.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 0:18, Reply)

i thought you meant
she'd had a stroke then!

anyway, bedtime for me, i think........ sleep well you. and no, before you ask. nothing in my bedroom is PINK!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 0:22, Reply)

you too?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Sep 2010, 23:28, Reply)