oh noooo
come on monty, a beautiful sleek shiny car is an objet d'lust!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:04, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how do you know?
you've got an SLK, haven't you?

*runs for the fucking hills*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

no way
can you outrun my SLK. you might as well lie your pathetic feeble beautiful sexy car insulting arse down on the ground and let me dirty my tyres running over it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I don't need to outrun it.
I'll just point and giggle....
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I like the look of some old cars, I suppose.
But they do nothing for me really - other than take me to places.


EDIT I think my main objection is to 'car culture' which is fucking pathetic. Anyone who uses the phrase 'petrolhead' to decribe themselves is a pitiful cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:09, Reply)

unless they actually have a head made of refined crude oil products.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Panzer VIII Maus
might be more your bag.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

i love old cars
i absolutely adored my 1970's beetle, it was so cool. problem is they cost a fortune to maintain, unless you have a man around the house to look after it.

and then the man costs a fortune to maintain.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:13, Reply)

My employer has an Aston Martin DB4 that's quite nice.
It sounds like a biplane.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:17, Reply)

My dad has an Aston Martin DB something or other.
It's lovely but he's getting rid of it.
( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:18, Reply)

This subthread
proves my 'cars are dull' theory to be intrinsically sound.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:21, Reply)

I concurr.

( girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)