Did you have anything green coloured in your handbag?
Oh man, I fucking love it when a lady shows me her hand bag, and I ask her what the space is like inside it, she shows me and there is something green in there. Any sort of green will do, but I like olive green the best. It drives me crazy, it could be anything, from a packet of softmints to a voucher at M&S. Christ, I once saw this girl, who showed me her hand bag, and it had some wriggly's extra, I went fucking crazy, instant stiffy, I wanted to take her there and then.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i have a green and leopard print thong
in mine RIGHT NOW*


*may contain lies, how rank would green leopard print look?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

It would look as though the leopard had gone off
Probably time to pick up a fresh leopard next time you're going past the cornershop.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Bizarrely
I saw a lass wearing a green leopard print dress as I was walking through new street station today. It might have looked okay on someone half her size, but as it was it just looked like she'd escaped from a menagerie.
(berk, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

for the avoidance of doubt
THIS WAS NOT ME. i do not actually own anything green and leopardy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)

You got anything in crocodile skin ? Not aligator though.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)

how about this crocodile?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)