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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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She got off the wrong side of the perch this morningshe really had the hump. That's right, I have a chicken with mood swings.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:54,
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I think she's going through "the change"I am going to end up with a pet chicken that doesn't lay eggs, which will make me just that little bit more mental in the eyes of my neighbours.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:03,
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People talk about mad cat people but I think mad chicken people are taking over that mantle.Having met chickenladies ladies and being surrounded by them where I was staying in Kos, I'm getting quite a soft spot for them.
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girlinthehole, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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I didn't expect them to be so entertaining(or such a pain) When my last one carks it I think i'll take a break from pets for another decade or so.
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:09,
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not if you DO actually get married and have childrenyou won't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:15,
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my brother's budgie is the samehow anything with only 2 eyes and a beak, both of which are immobile, can look SO stroppy.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 14:58,
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I think Charlie is still a bit pissed off at me for leaving her for a few days.I had better not tell her that I have been invited skiing in February...
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:05,
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just buy her something sparklyshe'll get over it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 15:11,
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