which better be tomorrow
or else.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

They 'never knowingly beaten' claim will be put to the test?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:45, Reply)

It will in my case.
She sounds determined to use me as a beating-receptacle.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)

i'll be gentle

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:51, Reply)

Oooh.
Well make sure you both agree a code-word before you start.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:53, Reply)

PINK!!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:55, Reply)

No...that's what you'll be screaming with every blow landed by your new pink gloves.
"Pink!", you'll cry in glee as the first fist crashes into my chest. "Pink!", as the other hand delivers a crashing thwack! to my stomach. "Pink! Pink! PINK!" as blows rain down on me like...rain. My feeble plea of the safeword is lost in your maddened screaming, and the last word I hear as I slip into unconsciousness is...


'guzurnplat', cause you broke my brain.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 22:59, Reply)

that's quite a detailed fantasy!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Well, obviously when I say more women should hit things
I mean those things should be me.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:10, Reply)

so just the one thing then!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:19, Reply)

Hoy! How dare you call me a 'thing'?

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 21 Sep 2010, 23:37, Reply)