You want to shag your mum
You are Bert AICMFP
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Grrr.
That has just cost me a fiver.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Wait a sec, are you saying that bert's ex girlfriend is his sister _and_ his mum?
*Tries to work it out*

So, Bert's mum must have had sex with bert's grandfather in order to produce bert, and then after 20 odd years, he started to "care very deeply" for her so stuck his willy in her fanny.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:42, Reply)

It's actually possible to become your own grandfather.
There's a song somewhere about it, but I can't be arsed to look.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Are you thinking of Back to the Future?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I know the one, I can't remember the logic though eaither.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Your sister is your mother,
Your father is your brother,
You all shag one another,
The Norwich Family...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)