Pretty teeth scrapy clean with a wind-up machine
I've just got out of the dental hygienist after the usual torture of picks, scrapers, buffers and some mild blood/saliva waterboarding. I'm not personally that bothered by dentists, though - I've been told that with even rudimentary care I'll keep these teeth my whole life.

How're your teeth? Any dental horror stories to wig out the phobic?

No altQ for you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:00, 12 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I don't like the bitch that does the cleanings, dentist is okay as he doesn't do much other than "hmmm...uh huh..."
when I was a kid I did a little squeak and the bitch was all "DON'T BE SUCH A BAYBEEEEE".
My current cleaning bitch is well nice and I don't really have a problem with her other than her leaning all up in my face and singing Dave Matthews Band. Everytime I'm there. Last time I accidently bit her fingers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

hygienists are the most vicious
If a dentist is going to do something painful they usually anaesthetise the area first.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

my teeth are hardcore
I've had a couple removed for straightening purposes, but have no fillings.

my grandfather is almost 95 and still has all his own teeth, bar 3. This fills me with hope.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

My new dentist is lovely
she made me feel much better, there was almost no pain and she understood why I was a bit nervous
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:05, Reply)

My dentist used to be lovely
but the last couple of times I've seen her she's not really acted like she gave a shit.

I'm slightly concerned that she's actually a different person and I just haven't noticed.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

do I recall you mentioning this before
and it being an Asian dentist that you can't identify because you are a horrible racist?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Spot on.
I'm now pretty sure it is the same dentist, and that she has just become miserable and uncaring. Which is sad as I used to look forward to seeing the dentist.

That said, at least three of the dental nurses I've seen there are so unbelievably smoking hot I can't quite believe they actually are nurses and that my "dentists" actually operates as a porn set whenever I'm not there.

The fact that one of the receptionists looks quite a lot like Lisa Sparxxx (NSFW if you look her up) does nothing to dispel this idea.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:28, Reply)

that is unfortuante
not the hot staff part, that's good.

my dentist is increasingly being staffed by less attractive people. I find this outrageous. I don't go to a fancy private dental practice to have my treatment administered by ordinary looking people.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

My teeth are fine
I switched dentists recently though, the last one seemed a bit pissed during the appointment and he kept talking to/at me while he was cleaning my teeth which was really annoying.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

Apart from my nice new dentist
the worst dental horror story I have is having my first filling. He jabbed me about ten times with anaesthetic, then started drilling or something. Hit a nerve in my tooth, pure white hot pain. Couldn't even move or push him away, just went stiff as a board. I was about 14 I think. Then when I left, I was drooling helpessly with the anaesthetic and didn't notice blood was trickling out because I couldn't feel my face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

The first woman I ever slept with,
many years later remarked to a friend of mine 'I remember him, he had lovely teeth'.

I have never had a filling. So nerr.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Gaaahhhhhh.....
See Here: www.b3ta.com/questions/slapstick/post620071/

I hate dentists purely because of the amount of work I've had done since the above.

I've also built up an immunity (it would seem) to anasthetic and last time I went, needed 24 injections for one tooth requiring a root canal.

NOT. GOOD.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)