No you don't.

(hello dear, sweet friend)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:55, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I learnt a lot over the weekend

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

what did you learn?
was any of it from Kaol?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:02, Reply)

I learnt Kaol will always find a massive stick
And if left alone Wooks will fall into rock pools
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)

those are good things to know

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)

It is quite alarming how Kaol will find a massive stick. Always.
Walk in the woods, fair enough. On Woolacombe beach...

He then gouged a trail halfway up the beach, before getting bored.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

I don't recall ever seeing much wood on Woolacombe beach
that is an impressive achievement. He really is like a giant child isn't he?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Too right he is
I saw no other bits of wood on the whole beach, let alone a 5ft long, thick straight stick.
The rock pools were shit though, only a couple of tiny fish, no crabs, lobster or kraken.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)

it's not a very good area for rock pools really
better off on the south coast for that sort of thing, or down into Cornwall.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I was bored by them
But the redeemed themselves by making Wookiee's foot wet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:22, Reply)

I think the inference
is that she learned a lot about XO cognac and delivered a detailed inspection of a brass etching collection.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I could teach you something new every week day, if you like?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)

probably for at least three days
providing that included the weekend
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)

You're either saying that Monty knows practically everything
Or that I'm not clever enough to know things Monty doesn't, AND not clever enough to find random Wiki pages.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I'm saying wikipedia is down

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)

I don't believe you
And I could still regale him with interesting facts about digital forensics.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)

interesting
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Ah, there you are.
Would you mind awfully shopping up two versions of the CBGB's logo for my internet friends TGB and BGB, please?

The former to read 'TGBG - OMFG' and the latter to read 'BGB - OMFG, home of underground cock'?

I simply have no idea how to do these simple things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Remind me tomorrow, and I'll give it a go
Off home soon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:17, Reply)