True story, I knew a coke head who put coke under his forskin for a blowjob, donno why, can't remember.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It numbs the glans most pleasantly.
It's also highly enjoyable rubbed on the clitoris, if you have one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Does it make your willy lose all sense of personal space and go really closely to other people?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Mine hasn't got much sense of personal space to begin with, I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Why would you want a numb penis
if you were having a blowjob? I don't have the appendage in question, so perhaps I'm missing something, but that seems sort of...counterproductive?
(berk, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:40, Reply)

It's really most enjoyable.
Perhaps 'numb' isn't quite the right description.

EDIT it's a very localised sensation. It's not like you cannot feel your entire organ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:41, Reply)

Fancy giving it a try?
I donno if it'll be any good, ain't done it before, but I'll try most things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:46, Reply)

For one horrifying, heart-stopping second
I thought that you'd posted this reply to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I fail to see how I would benefit from this experiment...

(berk, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:48, Reply)

Well, it'll be visa-versa, as it works on your bits'n'bobs too, apparently.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:54, Reply)

Wait a sec, _I_ don't have all the bits'n'bobs required.
=/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I'm withdrawing my offer.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:04, Reply)

HOW?!?!?!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 17:56, Reply)

Lick finger.
Dip finger in cocaine.
Apply/massage.

I have now got a curious mixture of 'the horn' and a massive desire to 'get right on the chisel'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:02, Reply)

No, but how on earth does that feel good?!
I fucking hate numbface.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:05, Reply)

Don't call him that - you're so rude.
It's 'The Supreme Crow' to you, love.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:08, Reply)

'love' Monty?
does the coke turn you into a receptionist? And a northern one at that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:10, Reply)

A Dagenham hairdresser, actually.


*does nails*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Admirable
the slight bitchiness was right on par as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:21, Reply)

No, he's Fuckface.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:13, Reply)

I'm not a scientist so I cannot tell you why,
but it is fucking GRATE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:09, Reply)

I'm not sure I'll ever try that for myself, but thanks for the tip.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:14, Reply)

(Cave Duck, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 18:17, Reply)