Now now swipe
Anal leakage is nothing to get embarrassed about.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this is actually untrue on many levels!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Well, yes, you should be embarrassed I suppose
Also, please don't turn me into a boat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

i'll turn you into whatever i like
if you keep making comments like that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Ah now hang on a minute
we're all modern open-minded people and all but there is definitely something wrong with uncontrolled dribbling of arse-gravy on the Egyptian cotton.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

yes
even on the argos 2 thread count
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)