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I'm off to the pub quiz tonight.
Anyone care to join me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:14, 154 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

love to
I did one on Monday. We got 22/40, we surprisingly regularly get 23/40 and are always beaten by the old lady who sits on the next table (her team always get 38 or 39 - swots)

Being old helps. That's my only solution
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:15, Reply)

True : )

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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:16, Reply)

YOU'RE NO LONGER COUGAR
WHO ARE YOU!?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

sometimes i change my name
perhaps I will again, LAAK
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Were you not a squirrel at one point?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Nah, she was just nuts.
OH MY SIDES!!!!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA!
Back in your cell now grandpa.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I'm not 40 yet sunshine!
And, to the bst of my knowledge, Sweary Junior has not as yet got some slapper up the duff. So a way to go yet.

I fucking hope...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Not that you know of anyway

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:42, Reply)

That's what I said...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:45, Reply)

yeah, but the tail got heavy

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

can't believe I missed that pun
*facepalm*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Erm, what pun?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)

davros' one about nuts
but then I missed the reply button too

I need more wine to justify this. I do have beer - is it beer after wine, fine?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Ah right
So I'm not going mental then.

I'm sure DG will be able to answer any wine based queries, he is somewhat of an expert in such things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:41, Reply)

*hic*
too fuggin right, Pingu.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:42, Reply)

:( :( :( :(

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

is that re. LAAK
or lack of Cougar?

I feel guilty either way. Perhaps I could change it to Cougar something else?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Re: LAAK
I am neither skinny nor blonde nor poledance.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:33, Reply)

*consults venn diagram*
ah yes!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)

also: w00t!
I bought a new hat
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:40, Reply)

I'm not skinny
nor do I poledance either :)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Sorry.
I've just got back from a meeting and I'm shagged out. I shall settle for wine at home instead.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:22, Reply)

i wish I had more wine
those little bottles are handy, but not when you just want to drink pints of it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:27, Reply)

I have a box
what I procured last night. It should last the evening...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I'm drinking gin and juice in my living room
It's nice and warm. The room, not the gin. GAWD.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:26, Reply)

Gin and grapefruit juice is incredibly morish.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Get rid of the gin and the grapefruit juice and I may concur with you on that one.
*likes neither*

*does a little sick*
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:30, Reply)

I have Morrison's Posh Mixer which is pineapple and grapefruit
This is an odd coinkydink.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:32, Reply)

with your mind on your money and your money on your mind

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:34, Reply)

That's exactly what my flatmate said

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:35, Reply)

That boy's gonna go far

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That boy is infuriating.
THAT BOY IS POISON
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Runnin' through your veins!
what's he done now besides bring the malign influence of gangsta rap under your roof?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:45, Reply)

nah, I'ma flip out
like a Ninja
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I'd love to
I haven't done a pub quiz in ages, I got hooked on them at uni when my knowing who voiced Dangermouse won us a slab of Guinness and a bottle of peach brandy (urgh).
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:31, Reply)

David Jason.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Zackly
Help yourself to some porter and peachy piss
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)

I'll stick with the wine thanks.
OMG NEWCASTLE ARE TOTALLY BEATING CHELSEA AT HALF TIME!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Well I am shocked
SHOCKED!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)

So am I to be honest...

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Where?

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CowJam, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:34, Reply)

In the pub, right?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I can't, I'm barred

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CowJam, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:37, Reply)

did you almost get into a fight too?

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:42, Reply)

almost

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CowJam, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:01, Reply)

i just finished a treasure hunt
but had to abandon the free bar and accountants/lawyers for Work.

which i am now not doing, naturally, being on here...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Abandoning the accountants and lawyers sounds like no bad thing

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:42, Reply)

some of them were quite young and funny
they work in forensics, so they are like the cool kids
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Ah, the one good area of chemistry
And the one that lets scientists see horrific things.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:44, Reply)

well
in accountancy it's more looking through the books to see if they are hiding horrific things.

eg: man is in car crash. he can't work and his business goes down the tubes. he claims it was worth £4M a year and he had another 30 years of work ahead of him. we send in the forensic accountants. they prove it was actually haemorrhaging cash and therefore his loss is much much smaller.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)

it's no CSI

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:48, Reply)

less blood
just as much acting sometimes though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

CSI is the shittest fucking tv show in the history of ever

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)

i think
that has to be jackass. but CSI is also shit.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)

CSI : NY is alright
apart from Lindsay
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I have seen neither.
I do not feel as if I am missing out on anything.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

dunno who that is
but really, gary sinese, worst one liners ever
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

It's better than the others
not really a fan of crime/forensics shows though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)

I was into NCIS there for a while but have dropped off, they get a bit cheesy after a while

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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:04, Reply)

i've actually never seen it

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:59, Reply)

good
don't
it sucks
can't believe people get paid to act that badly
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:00, Reply)

CSI is fantastic.

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

If they are all as hot as 'swipe then running away is your best bet. That much hotness will melt one's face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:45, Reply)

*Engage Pandatron*
To paraphrase the B52s, she's so hot she sets off fire alarms.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:46, Reply)

who's pandering?
The truth is not a panda.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

this is making me feel better
for not winning the treasure hunt
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

what was the prize?

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:54, Reply)

£250
of selfridges vouchers! i wanted them...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:55, Reply)

I can understand your pain :(

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

i know
stupid cryptic clues!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

You could have got yourself another bottle of shampoo!
Bad times.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

my gloves have arrived!
and blue ball.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Jeff hasn't got blue balls has he?

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:26, Reply)

No. I haven't got blue balls.
I've got pink ones! (Meaning Swipe would be too tall to use them or something).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:29, Reply)

What else are you waiting on now?
Also, does the blue ball clash with everything else or not?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

just the fancy trainers
and haven't got it home yet, still at work... it's mostly silver though, just the bottom bit is coloured.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

like a baboons arse!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:39, Reply)

not quite the look reebok were going for

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:41, Reply)

I don't know.
It might have been a sick joke by the kids in the sweat shop to start sneeking the odd pair of 'Baboons' into each shipment.

How close were you to winning the treasure hunt?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:43, Reply)

don't know
only the winner got read out. we got all the answers right but we only sourced 8/10 objects. however i am pleased with the "find something french". i hoicked a menu out of the cafe rouge window - total stealth theft.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:46, Reply)

We did one at a company I worked at once.
One of the things we had to 'collect' was something random.

I paid a tramp 20 Lamberts and 4 pints to agree to be 'collected'.

He fucking stank.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:49, Reply)

that is quite random though

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

And they wouldn't let me use him as my random item
because I'd paid him (and he stank, was clearly pissed and didn't have a clue what was going on).

What objects were you missing?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:54, Reply)

a ball of wool
and a newspaper with yesterday's date on it.

my colleague even went through several binliners. nada.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I blame the internet

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

for anything in particular?
or just life in general
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

For you not being able to find a newspaper

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:11, Reply)

oh
and colossal perverts. it creates those too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Ah!
Y'see, I blame you for that.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:32, Reply)

I'd have submitted a jumper.
And a bag of chips.

WIN.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

people got cotton wool balls from boots
damn them
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

One duvet
slightly soiled...

*EDIT* Bugger, pipped at the post.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Man, I can totally see why she wanted it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:57, Reply)

my ex has got one you can have

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:58, Reply)

It's sad because it's true

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:11, Reply)

technically
it was the sheets that were ruined. the duvet had been flung elsewhere during the evening's activities.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

~~evening's activities~~ animalistic sex
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:31, Reply)

~~animalistic sex~~ fort-building
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:32, Reply)

only one of you is correct

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

I think it's Zo

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)

you'd be Wrong
but never mind, good effort
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Me too.
It's patently obvious; the enemy saw the magnitude of the fort, and shit themselves in fear at the realisation of the futility of their efforts.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I don't know what kind of fort swipe might construct
but I'll hazard a guess at pink. I don't think it would result in emergency evacuation though. Maybe rswipe snores at a peculiar frequency and occasionally hits The Brown Note.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

hey i only snore if i am allergic to something
or possibly reeeeally drunk
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

She was partaking in a bit of scat play
And it got a bit out of hand.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:53, Reply)

i keel you
i keel you dead
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Now now swipe
Anal leakage is nothing to get embarrassed about.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:59, Reply)

this is actually untrue on many levels!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Well, yes, you should be embarrassed I suppose
Also, please don't turn me into a boat.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

i'll turn you into whatever i like
if you keep making comments like that!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Ah now hang on a minute
we're all modern open-minded people and all but there is definitely something wrong with uncontrolled dribbling of arse-gravy on the Egyptian cotton.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:09, Reply)

yes
even on the argos 2 thread count
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:23, Reply)

and what would i sit on then?
good point.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Precisely.
That's my girl.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:47, Reply)

i aim to please

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:51, Reply)

You should definitely gaz me some time.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:04, Reply)

3-1!
Fucking get in!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Park just got another.
Or are you on about Newcastle?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Newcastle.
Ameobi of all people!
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

yet I still don't have an answer on the
beer after wine thing..
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:01, Reply)

beer then wine, you'll feel fine
wine then beer, you'll feel queer
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:02, Reply)

in other words
just go for spirits whatever the occasion
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:03, Reply)

vodka on the rocks
the answer to most questions in life
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:06, Reply)

not many things it doesn't solve

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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:08, Reply)

Where's the rhyme?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:14, Reply)

you don't need a rhyme
when you have vodka
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

we made tea vodka
with lapsang sooshong (or however it's spelt) slightly warm and slightly smokey.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:27, Reply)

Look, TGB is very sensitive about how people describe her vag, particularly comparisons to the type of cave Indiana Jones would feel at home in.
She's not even here to defend herself. You should be ashamed.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Vodka on the rocks
'tis the dog's boll-ocks.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

Simple
Beer on wine - fine.
Wine on beer - queer.

*EDIT* bugger again.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:04, Reply)

keep up gramps!

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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Bugger off.
I merely went to give the missus some moral support in the kitchen. I would have totally burned you off otherwise.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:09, Reply)

oh come on...
m
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:17, Reply)

Bued?
Is that some kind of weird legal speak?

Oh, hang on, I get it now...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:25, Reply)

Hang on
You've both answered the opposite to each other.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:13, Reply)

no we haven't, have we?
don't make my head hurt!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:18, Reply)

PoD is right
sort it out
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:19, Reply)

You may be right there.
But then again, if I've been on the beer all night then have wine I feel like shit afterwards.

Oh, fuck it - never mix the grape and the grain.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:24, Reply)

Ah, fuck it.
3-3. Arsetits.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Shame.
When I went to the shops earlier, TalkSport reported that it was all Newcastle.

I assume that's changed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:33, Reply)

4-3
Ameobi again...
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Shamone!
(See what I did there?)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Six minutes of added time though :/

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:36, Reply)

Oh yeah.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:42, Reply)

First time your lot have won there in a billion years or something.
Well done on the victory.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:45, Reply)

24 apparently.
good game by the sound of it (caught second half on t' wireless.)
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Any idea if there are any 'free to air' highlights on?
Although saying that, I'm watching Waterloo Road* at the moment, an hour later than it was on.

Thank you Sky+

*Wanna make something of it eh?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Not that I know of.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Huzzah!
Break out the broon!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)

Haddaway 'n shite ya bastards!
That is the only bit of Geordie I know.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Mine are mostly from Sid the Sexist

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 22 Sep 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I'll settle for the red wine.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Sep 2010, 22:14, Reply)

I would if I wasn't in the antipodes.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 0:07, Reply)

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