Inconsiderate shites
I've never known what the fuss is with spiders but they're not poisonous in this country

Poppet, remind me how much of a flying fuck you give about cricket? Am attempting to establish whether we can still be friends over the winter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:09, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

They are actually poisonous in the UK
Just not sufficiently toxic to cause humans any problem.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Potato, po-tah-to
Let's call the whole thing off...

*breaks into flawless Quickstep*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

*Holds up card with '10' on it*
*gives critical acclaim in gushing tones and Italian accent*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

There are 6 species of spider indigenous to the United Kingdom
whose venom is capable of incapacitating a large mammal.

Thanks New Scientist, I really wanted to know that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

cricket is bollocks
utter utter bollocks
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Only when players are taking bribes to throw a game
Otherwise it's great. It was the only sport I was ever any good at, and the only one I enjoyed playing.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Not even one iota of a flying fuck.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Oh good
I will have to find someone else to mock then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:18, Reply)

whoever it is, as long as it's not me, I don't care.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Actually, they're venomous.
Poisonous refers to things that can harm you if you eat them. Venomous is things that harm you when they try to eat you...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)