Best present was probably my Leatherman that my friends clubbed together and got me one year
The worst would be the Pop Idol winners album from my Aunt, who claimed she got me it because she didn't really know what kind of music I liked, but reckoned I must like that kind of thing. She was entirely wrong.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I get all "oooh shiney shiney!" over Leathermans,
but I can't justify spending £90 on what is effectively pliers and a pen knife.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Which makes it all the better
When your friends buy you one.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

I don't even have any friends

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:32, Reply)

My mates bought me one in the States
A Leatherman Wave. Over here they cost 90-110 quid, but in the States they cost about 30-40 bucks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Damn Americans
I can't remember what model it is I have, and probably shouldn't check since I'm sitting in a coffee shop.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Next time I go over
I might bring a couple back to flog on eBay.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

flog on eBay send to PoD free of charge
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

couple latino hooker
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

on eBay
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:37, Reply)

"THAT'S NOT A KNOIFF, THAT'S A KNOIFF!"
Oh wait...it's a screwdriver
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

and this is a nail file
And this, I'm not sure, maybe for poking stones out of horses hooves?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Damn those yanks and their inexpensive muli-tools!
The 'Wave' is the one I want. Still undecided on nylon or leather for the sheath.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Mine came with a leather sheath
A very useful tool.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

I would hate to have it confiscated though
you can now gat a Leatherman that doesnt have a blade. What's the point? (ha, I cracked a funny by mistake)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:38, Reply)

I don't carry mine around with me
I only use it when camping, or if there's a chance I'll be doing some minor DIY.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

When I was flying out on my honeymoon
the guy behind me had a leatherman in his pocket.

I'm always amazed that so many people still have no idea about the no blades and no liquids rule, I can understand forgetting about a penknife in your bag, but to leave it in your pocket is just retarded.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

I remember flying to Northern Ireland a few years ago
And having to empty my backpack of things like penknifes and lighters. Not even really sure why they were all in there to start with.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Does it compensate for the inadequateness of your "tool"?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Well it is more satisfying to stab with...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Is it in yet?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Yes :(
*sadface*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)