I didn't even know they had invented walkmans when you were 13!
agelolz.

How is my favouritest scouser in the whole world? Is your man still treating you right?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:33, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Alright, I admit it. It's a gramophone on wheels.
I'm boss, Al, but well well busy. How's my favourite kind-of-geordie?
And yup, he is mostly awesome, but I'm cross, because when I was out last night all my mates seemed to be more interested in how he was doing than in giving me the attention I demand.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Oh man, I think your mates are people after my own heart
I feeling a little delicate this morning, went out for what should have been a relatively quiet dinner which ended up in us drinking 3 litres of red wine and then going to the pub for a couple before closing.

I've eaten four croissants for breakfast and I feel a bit sicky.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Snap.
I have a burnt arse from one mouthful of someone else's burny-hot curry.(My curry wasn't all that hot) and I also drank a bottle of wine follwed by an extra glass.

Now I have to go and yap at 400 freshers at a time ALL day. Shitting inbetween sessions.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Is it Fresher's Week there?
Ahh the memories!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Yup
and there seems to be a higher incidence of child-prodigies this year.
It must be that. It can't be that I'm getting older and that 18-year-olds look 12, right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Tell me about it
And you've just reminded me of my 1st day at uni, where I was accosted by a goth girl who chatted to me and asked to meet up for drinks later.
We had drinks, she told me about her fiance, then later on made a move on me and cried when I knocked her back. "You've got a fiance!" apparently means that I think she's ugly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I was looking at them yesterday thinking
"How many of you are filled with regret already? Dirty drunken mongs."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

The lass who lived above me,
Gorgeous Geordie girl, started as she meant to go on by loudly banging some random guy at 6am on the first morning in Halls (Carnatic Halls, Lady Mountford House!).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Sometimes I wish I'd carried on shockingly
but mostly I'm glad I didn't.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

There are opportunities I had in uni I wish I'd taken
And a couple I wish I hadn't.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Was one of them TGB?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

Yeah you want me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

+ to make me a goddamn white russian

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

I would for you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Awww!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

At least 25% of them are currently harbouring a brand new STI.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

This is horrifying
all the more so because it's probably true.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Since I've been dealing with freshers every year for the last 12 years
I can categorically state that they must be getting slightly younger every year, as we can't possibly be getting older. Oh no.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)