some good client ideas
on the other thread ta guys. the spiders can go fuck themselves though, i hate spiders with a passion.

birthday present - best: probably driving lessons and a 1970s funky beetle for my 17th. although the watch i got for my 30th took some of the sting out of that dreaded day too. worst: a coupon for two hours of "kinky sex" from my then boyfriend who had (i) clearly forgotten my birthday; (ii) stolen the idea from 'friends'; and (iii) was totally incapable of delivering anything like 2 hours, kinkiness or indeed sex.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Did you head down to the kitchen
get yourself a nice bit of ciabatta and sort yourself out for an hour or two instead?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

probably went for a drive to cheer up some lorry drivers

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

this is more likely
than al's sudden and disturbing obsession with breadporn.

although he does seem to be on a ROLL with it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

ARF!
I love it when you join in with my jokes.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

instead of telling you to
foc(cacia) off?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Brilliant - keep them c(r)um(b)ing!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

i'm not
your ho(vis)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)