First motorboating by 7pm
Monty will be knobbing his girlfriend by 7.15
Tourettes will have gassed us all by 7.25
TGB will kick me in the head by 7.45
And Davros will grow visibly more dapper as the evening progresses.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 9:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

If Monty's girlfriend appears
Depends on her mode of transport.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Broomstick?

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Montys girlfriend doesn't have a motorised form of transport as far as I know
But she is a wonderful person.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Oh I know
Yes, I know
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:03, Reply)

You know?
Do you know what I know? You know?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I may not know what you know
but I know you know what I know you know.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I know you know, you were the first to know
Now I know and Lab knows, but we may know more than you know
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

If you know more than I know then I know you're duty bound to let me know what you know.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

No

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Well after the bash, we'll all know.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Yes.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I think I know who it is now.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

I shall be wearing a low cut t-shirt.
Just saying.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

WOOHOO

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:01, Reply)

All the better for Lampito to give you that nuzzling
that Crow forgot to give you on her behalf in June.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

I'm never going to be allowed to forget this, am I?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:12, Reply)

You were strictly told to nuzzle your head in a ladies breasts and you forgot.
What do you think?
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

^ this

(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Au contraire.
I was told to grope them.

_{This does not detract in the slightest from the fact that I completely forgot to do so...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)