I'm really confused as to who you are now
I thought you were the lady in the floaty purple dress who did LARP, but that's someone else isn't it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Isn't that VARIABLE related incident?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

No, isn't that cougar-related-incident?
Not me, anyway. Purple dress, possibly; floaty, no and LARPing definitely not.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I think you're right
I also thought the story about the sandy cock was Lampito. Sorry for not knowing who you are. It'll be nice to meet you in October.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:14, Reply)

That's alright
I didn't think I'd be so much looking forward to meeting a load of weirdos off the internet, but I really am.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

It's a lot easier after the first time.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Like so many things in life.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

"First one is tough, no fuckin' foolin'. The second one... the second one ain't no fuckin' Mardis Gras either, but it's better than the first one 'cause you still feel the same thing, y'know... except it's more diluted, y'know it's... it's better. I threw up on the first one, you believe that? Then the third one... the third one is easy, you level right off. It's no problem. Now... shit... now I do it just to watch their fuckin' expression change. "
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

You threw up?
My first was in Manchester. It was EXTRRRRRREEEEEEMMMMMMME
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Notice the quotation marks
Now may I point you to True Romance, one of my favourite films.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

time few pints
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Haha, yes, I suspect this is correct
I'm staying in a hostel though, so I can't get too shitfaced.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

this is not correct
correct to 'I can't get so shitfaced I can't actually walk'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I really mustn't
it would be bad news for all concerned. I will likely become, in no particular order, lairy, naked, covered in vomit, asleep, or a combination thereof.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I think you might find
that's no different from all other b3tans.

Mind you I'm no-one to talk. I went to London to hear a speech by some Tory, we had a few in the bar, then rather than go home we stayed the night in an all-night casino. Left London at half 4 and the train took so long that when we arrived we were now in peaktime and I had to pay 25 pounds at the gate before they'd let me through. Oh the rock and roll life :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:35, Reply)

The perils of going to listen to cunts talking.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

He was quite interesting actually
not a huge fan of Eric Pickles but he made some good points
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)