I'd like to add that today is also my birthday.
I've not received a single card or anything.

Do I care? Not really.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:15, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

happy birthday you grouchy old fecker

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

Bollocks to ya.
I've got a hangover.

Fucking hell. I'm 36.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Woohoo!
Any grey hairs yet?
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

No.
And you know what?

The woman in the supermarket made my day on Monday by asking me for ID.

Brilliant!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Some supermarkets have to do that even if you look old when you're buying alcohol or fags.
Company policy. It was in the papers a while ago about a 60 year old man getting asked for ID.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Just out of curiosity..
When were you last asked for ID?

(It's my birthday, so I can ask questions like that).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

About a year ago at Morrisons.

( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

It gave me a glow of achievement
Getting asked to prove my age.

I might go back to the supermarket again today, see if I can't get asked again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

you're old enough to be lamps' dad

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Your point being?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

you are lamps' dad
doing anything to mark this wonderful day?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Probably go to the pub this evening
Aside from that, nothing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

only if he was a chav

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

bristol city fan, he probably got a rockport coat and timberlands for his bday

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

And you can get to fuck you pusher of drugs onto kids.
You going to the woods later with your possie to 'see some puppies'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

hahaha
nope tonight I am cooking for some friends then playing poker. Titties in the woods is friday nights.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Woods?
You mean that bar at the top of Park St?

Or the 'woods' where you lure your prey with the promise of cheap weed and your 'massive high-hat'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Hang on.
Is that a dig at me or Lamp?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I was being nice
saying it was unlikely you'd have a 20 year old child unless you were a chav
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

True enough.
When I was at school, one of the girls got pregnant at 14 and kept the child.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Not much changed at St Toms then
when I turned up to collect my GCSEs a fair few of the girls were pushing prams and delighted with their 3Us and an F
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Surely it was the 'F U's' that got them into that state?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWINNY

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

happy birthday to you too lamps

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:22, Reply)

Shut it Bert.
Happy Birthday to you too, twinny.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

I've posted yoau present
Not sure how fresh it will be on arrival... in hindsight wrapping it in bubblewrap may have been a bad idea
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Oooh. Ooooh.
What is it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

A birthday shag

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Fantastic.
Does the person you've wrapped in the bubbly stuff do that thing I like?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

it can lick it's own balls, yes

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

**Gets a massive lob-on**

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:33, Reply)

Happy birthday, Jeff
Come down to Battersea Park, it's full of dogs. I saw some gorgeous specimens on my way in today. Perhaps I'll kidnap one for you as a late birthday present.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Thanks Crow.
I like Weimaraners best. But anything will do. I'm not a dog racist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

INTERNET CARD
Congrats JTDF.

36 eh? That's a proper age!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:31, Reply)

It is isn't it?
Thanks for reminding me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:34, Reply)

*conveys full membership status of 36 club*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Oooh.
Does this make me special?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

It
makes you MORE special.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:48, Reply)

**beams with pride at being extra special**
needs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 10:55, Reply)