Haha, it was intentional
I used to be a proper lolfatty. Now I am a lolaverage who has lots of baggy clothes and belts and constantly has to resist the urge to go on a clothing spending spree.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Grats then!
I keep meaning to lose a bit, but it's lots of effort and I'm lazy and love pizza.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:55, Reply)

^this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I'm just old and it's a fucking nightmare to shift once you get past 40.
HEED MY WORDS.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

It's a nightmare for me to shift it now
After breaking my leg it all went downhill.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:58, Reply)

tell me about it :(
it's sticking
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)

Time for me to fire up another week
Of well-intentioned, if doomed-to-failure 'healthy' eating and exercise...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

Come swimming with me!
I've lapsed into epic fail with it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:06, Reply)

You're not seeing me topless
And I think a diving suit would be impractical for exercising.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Hahaha!
Mankini?
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Stop thinking about me in a mankini

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

EPIC EYE ROLLING

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Only surgery or a severe case of anorexia will shift my belly.
But if I lose too much my boobs will shrink and my face will look all shrunken too.

I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place.
( girlinthehole, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

rock cock place on

Your wish is my command.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:30, Reply)

this is the true danger of LARPing people.
broken bones..
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:04, Reply)

A good friend of mine died at a LARP
11 years ago.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:07, Reply)

Did he die laughing as you ran into a BBQ?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Dropped dead
Suffered from a heart condition that had plagued him his whole life. Survived 10 years more than the doctors gave him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:12, Reply)

oh man, don't I feel like a douche right now.
I'm sorry mate.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:15, Reply)

s'ok!
Didn't mean to be quite such a dick about it, so sorry about that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:18, Reply)

you weren't being a dick about it at all.
oh golly. Look at us. Being so over apologetic.

fuck off you donkey-raping, window-licking bumder. xx
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:20, Reply)

I am impressed
but theoretically opposed to boobshrinkage in all forms

Congrats thought, I know it's not an easy thing to do
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I do miss my boobs, it must be said
but it is a hell of a lot easier to buy a decent bra to make smaller tits look good than it is to buy an outfit that would flatter a beached whale.
(berk, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:02, Reply)

a thousand times this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 13:08, Reply)