Traffic update!
Lane closure on the M25 anti-clockwise at the M4. Tailbacks are immense.

So I'm going to be sitting here all evening, what are you up to?

Further update! Tailbacks on the A3, just past M25 sliproad southbound. It's Carmageddon!
( Kroney, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:34, 8 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm going for a curry with the wife

(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:36, Reply)

I love a curry, me.
best of all the foreign mucks.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:39, Reply)

I'm not sure whether to have a sloppy saucy curry
or a pile of grilled meat and a naan.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:40, Reply)

Sloppy saucy curry every time
By far the best type.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:42, Reply)

I'm thinking this too
but they do an excellent lamb shashlik.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Maybe the curry houses I've been to just haven't been good enough
But no dry curry has ever been as good as saucy one that I've had.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:46, Reply)

have an Achari
good compromise curry, that
( Kroney, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 19:03, Reply)

I shall totally be ordering one in (curry that is)
this weekend while I work like a dog
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Traffic in Marbella is fine in case anyone was worried
This evening I am drinking wine, eating toasties, thinking wistfully about breasts, and re-inventing the wheel.

*edit* oh, and watching the second half of Get Him To The Greek, which was surprisingly amusing 'til I nodded off.
( broadsword, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:41, Reply)

try round

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:41, Reply)

Dull

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:42, Reply)

OK, what shape would you use?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:47, Reply)

Rugby ball shaped

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:51, Reply)

i imagine this is what cavemen did for a while
and didn't fix the problem as they were watching the jiggling boobs of cavewomen on the wagons
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:53, Reply)

But at a certain speed
You'd get awesome acceleration at one point, which would then slow as it came to the next point. I'll admit there would be reasonably major problems in aligning all wheels so they were turning equally. Engineering crap no-one cares about.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:57, Reply)

part of me is curious
and part needs sleep
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 19:00, Reply)

tr m

Cheers, pint of cider please
( broadsword, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:43, Reply)

i can do imaginary
internet rounds
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:48, Reply)

In that case
I'll have a cider as well, it'll save me moving.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:51, Reply)

i'll get an imaginary tray from the imaginary barman
anyone else?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:52, Reply)

I'm reading about complicated engineering things
That I hope to get a job doing. Cider will follow, as this is going to make my brain hurt.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Has anyone else been watching This is Enland 86?
It got very dark at the end of the third episode.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:45, Reply)

Try adjusting the contrast

( broadsword, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:47, Reply)

I have
And yes, yes it did.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:52, Reply)

A rape scene
How do you want to make it lighter?

Although I'd agree that compared to what had gone before it was a bit gratuitous.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 19:20, Reply)

at work
very tired
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:47, Reply)

*bums*

( broadsword, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 18:53, Reply)

Karmageddon.

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 23 Sep 2010, 21:50, Reply)