My adult life.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:34, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

and you've had plenty to ruin!
LOLD
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I'm going to punch you in the tits for that, birthday or no birthday.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:39, Reply)

A sideways swing, like a rabbit punch
Is good for getting a Newton's Cradle effect, but if the lady is suitably endowed then a traditional uppercut can have the added bonus of nailing her in the face with her own tit.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:42, Reply)

*Spits coffee*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I was thinking more like
the two handed 'boxing training ball' thing
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Aren't you thinking of circle-jerks?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

shit band.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Magnificent.
*applauds*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Here speaks the voice
Of an experienced domestic abuser.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

do the women you know
not wear bras?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I will have you know
That I haven't given a proper tit-punch since my uni years, when it was considered 'jovial banter' with a friend.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I read that as "when I was considered a jovial butler"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:50, Reply)

"I was covered in jovial butter"?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I buttle to no man, woman or beast!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

"stop buttling yourself"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:54, Reply)

I had an overwhelming urge to to bestow this ancient practise on a girl at work
I actually liked her, but she had such enormous, pendulous titties that I would love to have seen the effect gravity AND violence would have had on them.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:46, Reply)

It would look something like a Hanna & Barbera animation I imagine
Only with more boobage.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:49, Reply)

So, like anime?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Or like a more violent version
of the Worst Wedding DJ Ever youtube video.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 13:53, Reply)