I'm not sure they're designed for adults but I barely qualify as one so it's OK

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:22, 6 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Get a haircut you hippy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:25, Reply)

No way, maaaaan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:26, Reply)

I'm still stuck with my circa 1991 cut = (
One day I'll grow up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:29, Reply)

I'm stuck with my '88 cut.
I feel your pain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:31, Reply)

I'm growing mine.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Pubes don't count, Porkles.
How many times do I have to tell you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Shoulder and back hair does though.
Fucking Silverback me!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:55, Reply)

Looking like a robin hood extra did not go down well during my training contract

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Did you insist on wearing green tights then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:34, Reply)

No, a shit M&S suit had to suffice
always 5, so one for each day
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:35, Reply)

Good for you Monty lad.
White trainers? really? you!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:28, Reply)

I collected sneakers for years
I've still got 40-odd pairs. Those are just some work-horse Converse though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I had you down as more of a boot man really.
How long did you have her for then? what else did you do?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

I stayed over the night before (her mother made herself scarce)
and when I dropped her off I went for a few drinks with my ex and her landlord/friend (my benefactor: he's been instrumental in convincing her that she's been a cunt) - I left them about 4pm, I think.


EDIT sorry, didn't answer your question. I took her to my friends' house where she had lunch and played with their daughter who is five months older than mine, then we went to the park. They got on really well and it was really sweet watching them have a teddy bear's picnic.

Best day ever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Sounds brilliant mate
Have you got the landlord/friend a present yet?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Yes, I bought him about 5 pints.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Really? A long sleeve gray jumper at this time of the year? really? you?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I NO RITE?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:46, Reply)

I see she is trying to escape.
Edit: Get a haircut, hippy.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:30, Reply)

I can't - it's the source of my power.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:31, Reply)

Figures,
Seeing as the girl's mother is Delilah.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:33, Reply)

I think there is an adult version of that toy that I've seen, but it's normally on stage at Torture Garden...
... it's made of PVC and has a couple of extra little bits sticking out of the seats.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:44, Reply)

I'll bet you have, you dirty rotter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:45, Reply)

heehee, is that you Monty? with all that hair?
looks like you're having a ball!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

It is indeed.
It was simply brilliant from start to finish.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:14, Reply)

Glad you enjoyed yourself lovely.
I'm really really happy you finally got some quality time with her.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:17, Reply)

It's been a long, difficult journey
but at long last I am starting to feel like a 'proper' father.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:23, Reply)

having sack

to be clear, the word sack gets added to the end
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:15, Reply)

*snorts*

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:16, Reply)

This is possibly the most heartwarming picture I have seen - or am I ever likely to see
on b3ta that does not feature kittens. Glad to hear it was a good weekend!

PS Get a haircut you...*spots reflection* ...erm, never mind...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)