How was Tenerife?

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

did you see my parents?
They were in Tenerife
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I wasn't in Tenerife.

( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:29, Reply)

did you actually think that I was asking that of you?
it was clearly an addendum to your question
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Addendum my arse.
You replied to the wrong post.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:43, Reply)

It seems unlikely that you will believe me
but I actually thought about it, and thought that after your post was the sensible place to ask my silly question.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I can never believe anything a man tells me ever again.
Or believe any women that may look slightly boyish.
( girlinthehole, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I saw your qotw post yesterday
hadn't realised quite the level of cuntiness he had exhibited.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:00, Reply)

My entry was stellar

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:05, Reply)

it's alright I suppose

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:07, Reply)

= (
He boasts about his sexual prowess on QOTW
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

does he?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

And for all I've done over the years (women are objects I presume)
I've never gotten any sti

Top lothario
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Yes
we had dinner together every night and they asked me to call them Mum and Dad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:30, Reply)

awww that's nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:31, Reply)

It's almost like she has real parents.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I do have real parents
they just don't love me enough to stay in the same country as me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:34, Reply)

It was nice, thanks.
I'm going to sound very Monty when I say this, but it was so full of really common ex-pats that I felt quite embarrassed to be English.

But the weather was nice and we saw some pretty sights so it was all good. I think I probably just never noticed how chavvy it was when I was a kid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:33, Reply)

did you get your baps out?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:36, Reply)

YES
_{on the balcony where no one could see}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:41, Reply)

still counts
you brazen hussy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:42, Reply)

There was a group of 5 young French women who kept getting them out by the pool
I think Wiggy gave himself neck strain pretending not to look.

One of them was anorexic, I felt kind of sorry for her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:44, Reply)

but did they have nice breasts?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Well the girls were already quite brown
so their boobs were bright white in comparison. It wasn't a great look, but in general they were pretty nice boobs. One of them had really big boobs though so they just went straight into her armpits when she laid down.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:51, Reply)

that is not a good look.
better to be pale all over than mostly brown with bright white bits.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I burnt myself on the last day
having managed to avoid it all week, so I have minor triangle-boob issues.

That was minor issues, not minor boobs before you start Chompy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:55, Reply)

that was a bit silly.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:58, Reply)

I was doing so well,
I had my factor 30 on every day, but then on the last day we went on a catamaran and it was ridiculously hot without any shade.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I've had terrible sunburn from sailing. I can sympathise.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:04, Reply)

It was totally worth it
we saw whales and dolphins and apparently there was a sea turtle although I thought it was a rock.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

that's cool
I want to see whales and dolphins and turtles.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

We'll make a special trip on the Smug Croissant

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

huzzah!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:28, Reply)

"And I don't mind preserving time at all"
*rocks out 90s style*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:44, Reply)

you've lost me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Terrorvision - Perseverance
"I was right about the whales and the dolphins
whales and dolphins
yeah!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

That was on Now 32
I feel old.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Bah, I had the album, Regular Urban Survivors
AND saw them tour it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)

loser

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Excellent snobbery: good girl.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 9:40, Reply)