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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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as the resident b3ta solicitor
i think i said my costs were 50% of any sums recovered...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:30, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
and as B3ta's resident torturer and extorter
I get the other 50%.

Unlucky Chompers, looks like it's 12p noodles for supper again.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)
yeah but
i assisted with the housing act 2004 and the relevant caselaw and everything. i think i should get your 50% as well.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)
*tortures*
*extorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)
it's not torture
if i enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Not doing it right
then.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Personally, I reckon you're all doing it wrong if someone doesn't run out the room and down to boots crying.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I usually find people can't run to Boots
if they've been tied to something, got spikey things between their toes or have been hogtied.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)
Beat me to it
Only I was going to say 'if they've had their kneecaps smashed in with a claw hammer'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:48, Reply)
You fiend, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:44, Reply)
I read that as "relevant coleslaw"

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Sounds like the name of an Exeter student band.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Hur hur hur
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solicitation
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 15:33, Reply)

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