The rule on pleasantries here are simple
If you're speaking to a lad, it must contain at least one swearword.
If you're speaking to a woman, she should be honoured that you dare to lower yourself to her level, and speak to her without spitting on her first. Also, you can't swear at them. Wusses.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

And if you're speaking to a woman
You shouldn't stare at her tits.

Better to look her straight in the eye, until she looks away, then glance down
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Precisely

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 13:58, Reply)

the telecoms guy is talking to me about how expensive the food was at a theme park he was at over the weekend
ARGH!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I used to work at McD's
The employee discount card was joyful for theme park days, just give it to your mates, and take it in turns to go up for meals.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)