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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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*spits out chewing gum*

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Sometimes I manage to revolt myself
*revolts*
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
as a straight man
i'm guessing you've never had a condom in your mouth!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
well nasty innit

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
utterly rank

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
oh god condoms taste horrible
and you can feel the plasticy rubberness and it's gross and oh god I hate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
The inside tastes even worse
-winces-
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*shakes head*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
No
but I remember being given some minty ones as a student and I was tempted to give one a good chew. I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
blowjobs with condoms
are like eating your sandwiches still in the packet
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
that someone else has thoughtfully spit all over
after licking a corroded car battery
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
How would you know the last bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)
why don't you swirl one around in your mouth and give me a better discription

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
No thanks,
It is just the corroded car battery analogy I was interested in. Do you lick them for a hobby?
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:12, Reply)
no but I imagine they taste acidic and disgusting
a bit like a condom
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Ok then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)
you should probably just pop one in your mouth and tell me what you think

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:26, Reply)
That's why I prefer to place them over my head and inflate them with my nose*
*Disclaimer: I have never done this
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)
lies!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Graham Greene calls them "French Letters" in one of his books
What a marvellous term.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)
i'd heard that
didn't know it came from graham greene though.

you are a perpetual source of enlightenment
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)
I don't think he made that up.
It was common parlance at one point.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:23, Reply)
I don't think he coined the phrase
but it was new to me
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:31, Reply)
Fairly pointless from the chap's perspective too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)
not if i'm in charge!
still better without though.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
I cannot think of a reply to this that falls on the acceptable side of smutty.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)
which is the acceptable side though?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)
Debonair and a touch racy, without having recourse
to 'man hanging off scaffolding leering'?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)
we'd be talking about the best blow job ever
A little bit of neanderthal speechlessness is to be expected
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:41, Reply)
I'll be the judge of that
(if there is a God)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)
no
you wouldn't have strength or breath to judge anything!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:01, Reply)
Never say never my dear!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)

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