LIKE MY ANUS
(Well, someone was going to make that joke at some point)

So...erm...anyway...was it an interesting dream?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:50, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not as interesting as ours my dear.
Got any hair grips yet?
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:52, Reply)

Why yes...would you prefer if I...left them in?
*tries to do seductive voice and fails on account of sounding like Rowley Burkin*
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I don't remember much about it, just the general gist.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:53, Reply)

Were hair accessories involved?

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

no. Hands were, if I recall correctly.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

This is all a bit weird
I'm on the board, as evidenced by my ill-timed thread, and yet you seem happy to assume the position (hehe) of bumder-in-chief. Back off, junior, or I'll bitchslap you into the middle of next week
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:54, Reply)

There is plenty of room for more than one bumder on here.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:56, Reply)

GAYFIIIIIGGHTTT!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

I'm sorry to bring this up Monty,
bu the way you said that was REALLY gay. I can imagine you waving your hands excitedly whilst wearing a pink snood as you say it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:00, Reply)

You keep your perverted fantasies to yourself, please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Too late
Far, far too late
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)