Is her middle names "loves the", her last name is actually Cocks?
And instead of working in radio, her jobs is as a fluffer for the pornographic industry, but she volentiers instead of getting paid, because she loves the job so much?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:30, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's sad times for the fluffers, Gonz.
They all got made redundant with the advent of viagra. Hollywood's now filled with ladies offering to suck you off 'only a little bit, just until you're hard enough to fuck' for rock-bottom prices.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

*relocates*
Actually, I can't think of anything more fustrating than being all dressed up ready for a night out and then finding out that the place you're going out closed due to refurbishment and you end up getting a take away on the way home instead to watch while having the recorded hollyoaks on.... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:42, Reply)

"Closed for refurbishment" is my new favourite term for being up on blocks.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

hahaha
Easily amused. The pair of us.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:53, Reply)