hell no you wouldn't have
maybe we should factor in that I live here and you all live there
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I think you might be right
I think American girls put it about more than the ones here. More reason why I should've gone to America when I was 18 as I had planned.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:04, Reply)

depends, really.
They don't actually fuck as much, but they can be a lot freer with *ahem* other things.

IME.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:06, Reply)

I could have lived with that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:07, Reply)

we're all massive sluts, really

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, Reply)

So the Internet tells me
Wish I could have gone to uni there.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:14, Reply)

it's true
you should still make a trip, you'd probably be able to nab 2 a night
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

I tell you
if we both ever become single at the same time, we're taking a road trip across america
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)

Totally unlikely, especially for you
But I AM SO FUCKING THERE.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)

we should high five to seal the deal
I have just pictured some kind of visa interview thing

"so why do you want to enter the USA?"
"We plan to drive across your country and seduce all of your attractive women"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)

*highfives*
"Godspeed, you dashing English gents!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)

"And what's your reason for visiting the US?"
"Pussy. Lots of Pussy."

"..."


"PU-NAAN-NI!"

"..."

"Look, we're here to get our cocks soggy, we're going home with massive doses of antibiotics, but it WILL be worth it. We plan to high five over every skanky ho between here and New Mexico and then we'll fist bump over every slut until Florida, and then we hit the East Coast, and everyone knows girls on the East coast are easy."


"Okay, have a nice trip"
(Bazongaloid, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I am saving this post
as a reference for if it happens
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I fucking LOVE American girls
I had my heart broken by an American DJ and record company exec who I hosted a club night with for a while. I'd marry her tomorrow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)