Do ittttttt
I have two, and plans for many more. I love them both, a pentagram on my ankle and a cherry smoking a cigar on my hip. My next one is a vine starting on my left hip and spreading up to my boob and round to my back.
My housemate has a beautifully simple one on her wrist, it's rainbow coloured music bars with her name spelled out in music notes, it's lovely.

My cunt ex on the other hand, had a fucking stupid one. He was short, chubby, ginger and very white, and had fo'shizzle on his shoulder. Problem was, he had no sense of humour, so had got it in all seriousness, no hint of a joke about it.
Stir fry, probably.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I thought that was an apple. Whoops.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Terrible!
So did I
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I think I was influenced by her apple related name

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

It's pink!
When have you ever seen an apple that shade of pink?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I've only ever seen fuzzy photos of it
And wasn't looking too closely anyway, sorry.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Pink Ladies?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

They're not that pink.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)

sorry.
I just thought it was red and that the camera had made it look lighter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Don't apologise to her,
it's not your fault she's got a shit tattoo
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Well, that's your fault then.
You went out with a short, fat, ginger.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I know I know,
I have fucking awful taste and a weakness for gingers. I can't help it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)

What about this guy?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

No fringe.
Has to be ginger AND fringe.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)

he has a fringe
it's just up instead of down and in his eyes like a gayer.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I like them gayer
Than this, anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Then again, he is a wrestler, that's a little gayer
And he's both the whitest, and most Irish man in the world.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Ahh
I was also going to say, he's also not short (about 6 foot 6)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Too tall.
NEXT
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)

He's also ludicrously pale
Especially when compared next to others
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Does he need a minge, and a tendency to binge, and occasionally swinge?
A tinge of blonde in his hair?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Does he have to live in a house that's a bit dinge-y?
Sorry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)