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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tattoo
Right, I'm getting far too old and far too boring and I want a tattoo! Tell me about good ones (and shit ones too) that you or your mates have to help me decide what to get and where.

Alt Q:
What's everyone having to eat "this evening"? Not a lunch thread, you see
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:12, 292 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I got a tramp stamp when I was 16
But I'm cool enough to pull it off.

And too fat (ie over a size 14) to wear tops low enough to ever show it so win all round. Not as round as I am though ho ho ho

I want more tattoos though. I have one on each wrist and another on my ankle
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:13, Reply)
Never too old for a tattoo.
My favourite two are my dual aztec monkeys on either shoulder, they are the start of a massive piece I am getting on my back. My worst is a face I drew when I was about 18, and going through my Manga phase. I have it on my left arm and is definitely getting covered over by a sleeve.

edit - not sure about dinner off to a friends for the footie so he is cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
A sleeve on a primary school teacher?
Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Times they are a changin
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
It would be so much better if you hid that tatt
By sewing a leather patch on your arm/elbow. A crappy sports jacket with leather elbow pads is the ultimate teacher look.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Alright Jeff
I did my teacher clothes shop recently. I now own two pairs of cordurouy trousers, dark green, beige. Several check shirts and two non crappy jackets, one with elbow pads. I considered a bow tie but there is only so much dickish clothing one man can pull off.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:20, Reply)
So how many
bow ties did you get?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
just one in the end.
How the hell did you know I bought one? I doubt I will wear it but nice to have incase I wake up feeling fancy one morning.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
How did I know you'd bought one? Easy.
You said... 'I considered a bow tie but there is only so much dickish clothing one man can pull off.'

I imagine you can pull off more dickish clothing than most, ergo, you'd have got a fine selection of bow ties, all the whilst hoping you'd look a bit like Dr Who.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I couldn't resist.
I couldn't physically leave the shop without having one. Fuck Dr Who. I actually would quite like one of those cowboy tie things with the buckle and leather. I'm off to ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Brokeback Timelord that you are...

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
love it!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)

love it! bum!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)

ish clothing
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
beautiful

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
bravo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)
nooo
you can't buy clothing with elbow pads!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Too late,
It is a great jacket and I laugh whenever I see it. Not worn it yet, not back in school properly until the 19th or something.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
they usually only accept money

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
If I said that you would have called me shit and dull.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I've been dead nice to you recently, haven't you noticed?
I'm even going to make you a mango cupcake for DG's bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)

ango ongy
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
what the hell's a mongy cupcake?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Not sure where I was going with it either...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)
What will it be laced with?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
mango.
and more mango.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)
Also your profile picture looks the it needs the caption
"Neighbours are in shock as they describe Sportscow as always being quiet and polite"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Why is that?
Do I look sweet and innocent?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
"keeps himself to himself"
is standard response while describing their serial killer neighbour.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
*eyes suspiciously*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:17, Reply)
I'm going to be playing the BSG board game tonight with some friends.
I may have a pizza or something with the beer.

/too fucking cool for you cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:16, Reply)
I hope you appreciate this but my friend dug his copy of Talisman out the other day
gonna give it a go at the weekend. Haven't played it since boarding school.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I have no idea what you're talking about.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
That's a shame, old dungeons and dragons board game.
Really popular once, I understood.

boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/714/talisman
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Even I've played Talisman
It was awesome. Reasonably complex though as I remember, and I had many more brain cells then. Basically after the third beer you won't have a fucking clue what you're doing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)

beer spliff. Off the booze now. I am determined to get fit so I can be an awesome teacher and get moar ladies and not die etc. Obviously weed isn't healthy but replacing calories with carcinogens.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Bob. A warning.
Sober, you'll have no excuse for this giger fetish you've got.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
giger is a brilliant artist and all
but I would rather fuck Molly Ringwald.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I am a mong.
Whatever happened to Molly Ringwald?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
everyone realised how ugly she was and she got a proper job.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
LIES!
but I don't know what happened to her did she get a real job?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
probably
I don't think she would have made millions from the Breakfast Club or 16 Candles.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
With the exception of Bob.
Who 'still would'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Damn straight
I would have 'Mollys best bits' movie reel playing on repeat in my head. Whereas in reality Molly's best bit's probably went a bit south a decade ago.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Good man
This puts our pub quiz plan into jeopardy though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I've forgotten it already?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Fucking stoners
In a previous thread where we both said we take pub quizzes too seriously I suggested that you, I, Ms Foxtrot and her Bristol-dwelling sister go to a pub quiz. That much competitiveness on one team would make the pub implode
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Oh man I love the BSG board game

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
I've never played it properly.
we started but got too drunk to finish and it ended with "you're a fucking cylon aren't you?" "Fuck it I'm going to nuke you all" etc.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
One of my mates is a cylon 90% of the time
One game we locked him up straight away. He spend the whole game pleading his innocence, getting more and more pissed off.
We were right though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
EVERYONE IS ALWAYS A CYCLON
And I bet you all say fracking and think you're cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I'm totally going to do this.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
You'll lose a turn or something and quietly go "oh frack"
and then look up slightly over your glasses to see if anyone acknowledges your subtle wit, with a half smirk on your face.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)
Stop writing fan fic about me.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I hadn't even got to the bit where you slowly start undoing your, erm..
navy blue boilersuit? Is that seriously what they wear?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
FLIGHT SUITS

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:01, Reply)
AND they're green, not blue.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)
sozard!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:08, Reply)
No, I do not
Say 'fracking', that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Ah, we never locked someone up.
I'll have to look into it, and start locking people up at random.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Think you might need a card
Or the commander can chuck folk in the brig.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
is there a card for "you are rendered unable to do anything on this turn because you're too busy fucking crying while emo dramatic music plays in the background"?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
I hope this game is better than it sounds.
Cos it makes you sound really fucking sad. Are you going to dress up as well?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Nope, I'm not dressing up.
And it's something to do that's cheap while drinking.
There will even be girls there and everything.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Never played it
Really want to. The trick is to find a friend who's sadder than me who owns it.

Edit: I do know someone who's sadder than me about BSG, he always bangs on about how the Newtonian physics in it is awesome. All I need to ensure his attendance is a massive bag of drugs.

Anyone got Monty's number...?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
That's just the excellent way the Vipers dog fight.
I do have montys number but I'm not giving it out online.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
He'd fucking batter you for giving me his number anyway
I only ever want numbers from people I know I'm going to have regular text contact with anyway, and Monty and I have never managed a conversation past two sentences in my memory.

That's a vaguely nice thing I just said, Bobby. Oh, and Amberl, are you back in text radius yet?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Aye I am always textable
You want sci fi - nerd space Newton talk! look no further

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCoHT_cHPzY
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)
No tattoos
can't imagine anything I'd want permanently on me. Unless it was some obnoxious bit of Latin meaning 'fuck off'

Alt Q: chicken kiev I believe, quick and easy
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
actually if I could get a really really thin delicate
piece of writing I would
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
A nice load of cock
straight up, in soup.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Neck?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
Awesome tat.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
My friend has "kick my bad self" tattooed to the base of his spine.
Amongst others.

And another friend has Captain Backfire written across his neck. He also has stars and bats on his face though.

I like mine but they're 'shitty tribal ones' according to a lot of people. I'm going to get some colour and shit added when I have money. Which will be never. For now I'll settle with colouring them in with Sharpies when I go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Apologies for my historical tattoo snobbery
I actually like the one on your side.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
fanks :D

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
One of my friends has got a 'tramp stamp' stamp on his back
He's got the word 'Tramp' like it was made by a stamp, at the bottom of his back. He's also had the avatar from Pokemon tattooed onto his leg.

He's a strange boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I think that's quite funny
the tramp stamp bit.

I saw a guy with my name tattooed to his leg at Alton Towers but my friends didn't believe me and reckoned it said Ryu instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
You should have Sonic Boomed the crap out of him

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I still maintain it was my name and he loved me so I smiled at him
He didn't smile back.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
It could have been a hitman thing.
Get your victims named tattooed on your body before killing them and tattooing over it. Somewhere there is an idea in there but I fucked it up whilst thinking as hot Steph walked in the office.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Like Johnny 23
but in advance?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Something like that.
Gets me thinking Machete must be out soon. That will be fab.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
MACHETEEEEE
Oh my god, I'm so excited for this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Proper Mexploitation movie.
It is going to be so over the top I might pop in the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Hi Roy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I got a tribal looking seahorse when I was nineteen just because I wanted something and I'm not too happy with it now
it isn't a constant thing where I want it gone just wish I hadn't been so hasty about it
also, I have what is supposed to be an ocean wave behind my ear and the guy drew it on my skin which looked okay, then freehanded it and it looks like utter fucking shit and I want it covered up

my favorite is a swallow above my left elbow, and the one under my boob
I'm going to get another with a lyric from one of my favorite songs soon.

Any advice I can give would be to look around at people, see people that have good artwork on them, ask where they went. Don't be so quick, take your time choosing what you want, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:21, Reply)
I hope your favourite song is the theme tune to Wizbit.
That would be an fine tattoo.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:23, Reply)
Ha ha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
This away

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bw2X1oq_js
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I'd like a tattoo that I know would lead me in for massive pisstaking
And the fact that bothers me is the reason I haven't got it yet.

Alt Q: Southern fried chicken, curly fries and steamed veg.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:22, Reply)
tell us what it is then, let us judge!!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Is it a "I heart Greenday"
tattoo?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:24, Reply)
No chance
It's "You'll Never Walk Alone" done in gothic style writing, I'd have it in two line across the top of my back.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
FAG

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
CHAV

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
oh man
I'm going to mock you if you get this
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
The fact that this would bother me, is the exact reason I've not got it
It's getting less tempting though. I do really want a tattoo, but I can't just get one off the cuff, I have to plan it in advance.

EDIT: And I spend far too long wondering whether I'll like it when I'm 40, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
This is an LFC thing isn't it
I'd let you off, I have greater tolerance than most for "You'll Never Walk Alone". Took on an unusual resonance for me having heard it sung very passionately by Liverpool fans at the FA Cup Semi-final in 1989.

The one at Hillsborough.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Aye, it is
There was an incredible tribute done in italy, a match was stopped after 6 minutes play for a minutes silence, and half the stadium ended up singing it, even though most won't even speak English.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Yeah I heard about that
A while ago I was interviewed by Radio Nottingham on the 20th anniversary of the disaster, they told me about it and some tributes in Brazil as well. I got a bit emotional talking about it on the phone and when I listened back to it on iPlayer my voice went embarrassingly high and squeaky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Not the best tere
Unless I'm misunderstanding you, are you saying you were there?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Yep
Not the best day's football I've ever had. Nor the most pleasant trip to Sheffield. In fact it ranks as something of an all-time low in pretty much any category you can think of.

Obviously I wasn't cheating death at the time, I was at the opposite end with the rest of the Forest fans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Christ, not good.
Even then, can't have been nice at all
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
Funnily enough it wasn't as bad as you'd expect at the time
I was only 10 and had no real idea what was happening. I remember after leaving the ground it sort of hit me that I'd just seen a fuckload of people dying on a football pitch. THAT was rubbish.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)
The irony is if you get that, you will often be walking alone.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
You'll never walk AGAIN
if you get this done and I catch up with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
There was a guy on holiday who had the Leeds club shield tattooed to his back
with the words WHITE TIL I DIE above it. I didn't know Leeds played in white so I just assumed he was a massive racist. And an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
You were probably right.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
yeah I thought I might be.
But it's a silly way to show allegiance to your race, because of course you're going to be the same colour until you die. Unless you get reverse-Michael Jackson disease. Or jaundice I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Leeds' second colour is yellow
The favour the "Teeth in varying stages of decay" look
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Likely both.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Saw a guy one with "NORWICH" in Gothic script across his lower back
and "JASON", in the same, across his shoulders. Am guessing that was his son's name, but he looked like such a twat that I wanted to grab a permanent marker and scribble "Hi, my name is" above the top one and "if lost please return to..." between the two
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I hope it's Wake Me Up
in really swirly handwriting.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
In November i'm off to Liege to have more added to my sleeve
I expect to be spending about a grand.
Calypso Tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
Fucking WOW

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Uh huh
As soon as I saw his work, I knew I had to have some.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Definitely.
The guy who pierced me last week had some incredible ones, I wish I could show you a picture. Should have asked where he got them in preparation for my next one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
You should have
Other artists I want work from:
www.little-swastika.com/en/swastikas.html
Jondix (Google image search him)
Xed le hed divine-canvas.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Oh my god!
That's exactly the kind of thing he had, from the first link.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Some great work coming out of that studio
Might get a chestpiece from him, if not from Xed le Hed.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Do ittttttt
I have two, and plans for many more. I love them both, a pentagram on my ankle and a cherry smoking a cigar on my hip. My next one is a vine starting on my left hip and spreading up to my boob and round to my back.
My housemate has a beautifully simple one on her wrist, it's rainbow coloured music bars with her name spelled out in music notes, it's lovely.

My cunt ex on the other hand, had a fucking stupid one. He was short, chubby, ginger and very white, and had fo'shizzle on his shoulder. Problem was, he had no sense of humour, so had got it in all seriousness, no hint of a joke about it.
Stir fry, probably.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:25, Reply)
I thought that was an apple. Whoops.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Terrible!
So did I
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I think I was influenced by her apple related name

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
It's pink!
When have you ever seen an apple that shade of pink?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
I've only ever seen fuzzy photos of it
And wasn't looking too closely anyway, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Pink Ladies?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
They're not that pink.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
sorry.
I just thought it was red and that the camera had made it look lighter.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Don't apologise to her,
it's not your fault she's got a shit tattoo
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Well, that's your fault then.
You went out with a short, fat, ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
I know I know,
I have fucking awful taste and a weakness for gingers. I can't help it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
What about this guy?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
No fringe.
Has to be ginger AND fringe.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
he has a fringe
it's just up instead of down and in his eyes like a gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I like them gayer
Than this, anyway.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Then again, he is a wrestler, that's a little gayer
And he's both the whitest, and most Irish man in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Ahh
I was also going to say, he's also not short (about 6 foot 6)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Too tall.
NEXT
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
He's also ludicrously pale
Especially when compared next to others
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Does he need a minge, and a tendency to binge, and occasionally swinge?
A tinge of blonde in his hair?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Does he have to live in a house that's a bit dinge-y?
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
My only advice is this:
Don't get something someone else has got. Be unique, and get something you want. Also, just go into a tat shop someone's recommended and talk to the artist about ideas. They're use to people coming in and bouncing ideas off them, and they'll definitely be helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:26, Reply)
I agree with this
DO NOT pick one out of the books they have there. My artist drew the one on my side freehand straight onto my body.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
^This in great amounts
Don't just pick something off the wall (flash, as they're called). Talk with the artist and work something out with them. Good artists make the art flow with the body, bad artists make it look like an ill-placed sticker.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
See, I AM USEFUL
Also, I'm making steak-and-ale pie and chips.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I knew you'd dig it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
This this this.
Never EVER pick off the wall. And if it's a complicated, detailed design or writing, please make sure they put a template of washable ink on you first. That way you can play with the placing and know it'll look good and be spelt right.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Yeah, who'd pick a shit Michael Jackson LP for a tattoo?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Haha target audience fail.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I don't know, who?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Get drunk and choose what you can afford with the money you have left
That's what I did, after a week long military exercise, we stopped up for 'Adventure Training' in a little camp outside Newquay. So we headed off to Newquay to spend our hard earned pay. After an afternoon drinking, I went off to the tattooists with my corporal, whol was getting his ex wife's name blacked out. Managed to persuade the tattooist that I was sober and got a tat of a howling wolf, in front of a setting sun. It has been variously described as a snail and a seal. It's not the best tat in the world.

My second tat, an arm band, was done by a tufugu tatau in Western Samoa, with a big stick, a shark's tooth and some indian ink.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:27, Reply)
drinking makes it bleed looooooooads

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:28, Reply)
Yep!
Never drink before a tatooo.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Sage advice
Sadly, twenty two years to late. Still another chap did the same thing and came back with a huge parrot coveing most of his shoulder, so I reckon I got off lightly.
(lardyboy Next stop, Fissplap Central, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Picklefaces next tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:29, Reply)
haha thats hillarious teegee
I know right!

hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
*tumbleweed*

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I intend to get one for my 30th (planning ahead a bit)
it's either going to be a symbol from a series of books, or a stylised penguin, roughly around the outer end of my left collarbone
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:31, Reply)
Man up and get the charter mark already!
You've been talking about this for years (read: the whole time I've been here)
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
yeah I know
I've heard mixed reviews of my local place now though, so need to get a recommendation for somewhere else local.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:34, Reply)
How about Leige?
that's pretty local if you're AN IDIOT
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
If that's a dig at me
At least spell it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
I scrolled up afterwards to see if it was right, I was just scrolling back down to correct it.
I didn't mean it, I just wanted to call you names, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
Fair enough
There are a few more local artists I want work from. By that I mean UK based ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
how would I go about finding a decent one?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)
walk around with a sandwich board on
and ringing a bell
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I do that anyway
is the board supposed to say anything in particular?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
well in this case it would be "will pay for ink to be drilled into my skin"
but usually it should just say "I belong to Kitty so fuck off"
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)
*takes notes*
I'm not so sure about the latter. I saw what you said about Gonz earlier...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Hurry up and find somwhere.
It'll look ace.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
:-)
I don't know many people with decent tattoos around here who I can ask unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
It's one of those Surf's Up penguins, isn't it

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
imagine one of those
turned to the side, beak pointing up in the way that penguins do, and only the black bits inked in
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
SQUEEE!
I do hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Linux penguin
got to be.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Symbol from a series of books?
A Ladybird. That's my guess.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:32, Reply)
Harry Potter lightning bolt?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
LOVE IT

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
it'll be like this
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/2753718091_7f53ef68e4.jpg

but without the wispy bits and in solid black
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
I thought that was the Robert Anton Wilson
Illuminati symbol for a moment
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
the pyramid and the all-seeing eye?
that's on the crown of my head
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I thought you didn't have any tattoos :p

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
aside from roy orbison on my arse
and the illuminati symbol on my head I don't have any
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
excellent selection right there

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
ta

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Does the T stand for twat?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:03, Reply)
A ring?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)

An arrow pointing to A his
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Please get a small croissant

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I may do this for you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:38, Reply)
do it!!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
WOOHOO

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I second this.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Thirded,

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Was Mein Kampf a series?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
A friend is getting Frank Carter from Gallows to do his
it's massively intricate, would it not hurt a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Why not ask the Cancerbats?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
?
I removed the Cancerbats because I couldn't remember which one
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I'm going to get an AC/DC tattoo

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:35, Reply)
THEN
noone will ever sleep with you
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Monty will

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
stop it
i thought i was special
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
but you're a creep

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I'd sleep with a guy with an AC/DC tattoo.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I slept with a guy that had a mom tattoo on his shoulder

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:40, Reply)
erm
did you know it was there before he got his kit off?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
Yep
was too drunk to care
second best lay evah
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
guess
his mother taught him well!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
oh burn
did I mention it was a heart tattoo?

good times
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
I'm thinking about getting Angus Young
from the Who Made Who cover taking up the whole of my back.

What do you think?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:41, Reply)
see above

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
I like it.
With the columns as well?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Yeah!
I'll have the truck from the cover of Maximum overdrive coming out of my chest.*

*Lies - I want the lightning bolt from High Voltage and the "HIGH VOLTAGE" text round it.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Do it.
And post pictures, please.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
What, of the High Voltage one?
It's second after my "other" one.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
*gets AC/DC tattoo*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
cheating rat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I have so much love to give.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:46, Reply)
we're so over

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I could not bear to live if this is so.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
well, you know
my good opinion is hard-earned

and once withdrawn is utterly irrecoverable
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Give me a chance to redeem myself, dearest.
It's my birthday tomorrow - I was really looking forward to my 'birthday treat'...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:54, Reply)
she's already swallowed the peanuts

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
jesus amberl
where did THAT come from?! you've been on here too long...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
sorry :)
I generally try to tone it down
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Never tone it down.
Never.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)
too late
i'm taking it back to agent provocateur.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:58, Reply)
*Dies a broken, homeless, alcoholic shadow of former self*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)
Christ, you're going back a few years there.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:18, Reply)
Hahah *opens cognac in bus shelter*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Well hello there.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Wont that clash with the blue & red lightning bolt
that you have tattooed on your face?
(Cave Duck, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)
You're dead meat, pal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Peter?
*calls Monty*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:52, Reply)
Actually, sod that
I'm getting a Rod Stewart tattoo. Much more classy.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:39, Reply)
I'm getting Roy Orbison tattooed on my arse

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Oh Pretty Woman

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Anything you want

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:47, Reply)
we've got a work bbq
INDOORS.

at least it's free booze.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Lawyers are a fucking wierd bunch

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
hey
this was organised by our so-called business development team!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
Sounds awful I hated business functions and schmoozing.
But I am a miserable bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:51, Reply)
i don't mind
although the obscenely hot insolvency guy is on holiday so it's about 69% less interesting than it might otherwise have been
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I am very much of the mind
You pay me to provide a service for you. There is no need for us to be friends or pals or whatever. I don't want to take you out for drinks, I don't want to send you christmas cards and no, I don't want you coming into my office stopping me work and wasting an afternoon.

Drink 69% more than normal unitl someone else is equally as hot.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)
nah
people will give work to people they want to work with. you don't need to be best mates or sucking their cocks, but schmoozing is vital, sadly. but i find almost everyone is interesting company if you just find their topic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I interviewed a guy once
who on paper was the best candidate I'd seen and I was pretty much going to give him a job whatever but when he came in was the dullest man in the world. After 30 minutes of trying to coax some life out of him, I mentioned that on his CV he listed 'black pudding' as a hobby. He changed in a second became so lively and passionate about black pudding.

I wish I shared your attitude but I came to the conclusion that most people are annoying a long time ago.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I've only got one tattoo
and to see it you basically have to take my pants off. Am planning to get a much larger one on my stomach after I get rid of the last of my gut. Think I might just do what my friend Nim did, and let Xed Le Hed go nuts on me whilse coked out of his face. So she claims.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:42, Reply)
Xed le Hed is awesome
My right arm will be done by him. Maybe my chest too.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Love that Calypso stuff.
After my visit to Canada and Northern America I came back obsessed with Aztec art and that's what most of mine are now. So addictive.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)
I was trying to find a pic of my friend's all-over-back tattoo that he did
but I realise that you'll know his work and there's no need to find the example
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:00, Reply)
nice trick for the gals here
If you're wearing a skirt, ask a friend "Hey wanna see my new mouse tattoo??"
they say sure, hike your skirt up to your thigh, look confused and say "oh, my pussy must have ate it"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
You are PURE CLASS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)
people tell me this all the time
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:07, Reply)
I found a guy on-line who designs tattoos with tibetan buddhist mantras etc
I can't show you the design as it's on an email and too big to copy on here but Lab has seen it. It's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:43, Reply)
It most certainly is ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)
That sounds very very cool
does he have a website?
(berk, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:56, Reply)
Here it is.
www.tashimannox.com/

His designs aren't cheap but worth it I think.

Oops! that's his calligraphy website. I'll dig out the tattoo design one.

www.inkessential.com/
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
really like some of that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)


(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:57, Reply)
Hey look!
It's Lab!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 14:59, Reply)
"Hey Uncle Bert, I like your tattoo...hang on a second!"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:04, Reply)

your mum my sister
me bert
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I must be fairly unique around here.
I don't have any tattoos, and I really don't fancy the idea either.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Scaredy cat!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Nah.
I just truly don't see the appeal. Old wrinkly people with tattoos look ludicrous.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:09, Reply)
Old wrinkly people look ludicrous with tattoos or without.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)
True.
But when a well drawn tat of a magnificent bird of prey, done on taught skin ends up looking like an underfed and lopsided sparrow once you hit 70, then you've got no one to blame but yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I know an otherwise very attractive woman
with what looks like a deformed blue whale on her behind. It's a fucking dolphin. It really spoils an otherwise fairly spectacular posterior.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)
When I'm 70 I won't care.
I'll be too busy trying not to piss myself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)
I jest in part.
I've just never fancied one myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)
I'm with you there.
Thought about it for a while but then decided that I don't need them.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:11, Reply)
don't need them
but I like them and want one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Me too
When you're already a vision of bodily perfection as I am, it seems foolish to try to improve on what is clearly the pinnacle of God's creation.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Just for men.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Your favourite Soho nightclub.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Good man.
Besides which, distinctive tattoos are potentially incriminating.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:14, Reply)
nor me
i am scared of needles and i think they might not look so good at 50.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)
*sighs*
We were so right for each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)
we have to have SOMETHING
to disagree about
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:16, Reply)
Our children's names? The wedding venue?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:21, Reply)
if i carry them
for 9 months and throw up and swell up and then have the equivalent of an orange being yanked out of my nostril.......... i will name them!!!!

wedding - beach in barbados??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:24, Reply)
There are family names that must be handed down
if we have a boy - but they can be middle names. Barbados sounds fine to me.


*books*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:30, Reply)
actually
barbados is a tiny bit chavvy these days.

maybe st barts?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34, Reply)
As you wish, dearest.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)
I have a manderbrolt set tattooed on my shoulder
Which i think is in my profile. For no other reason than they astound me and its pretty.

Black band on my forearm, not the best idea in hot sun. But great to start and end a conversation. "So , whats the black band stand for?"

"Its a depth gauge"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 1 Oct 2010, 5:01, Reply)

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