True.
But when a well drawn tat of a magnificent bird of prey, done on taught skin ends up looking like an underfed and lopsided sparrow once you hit 70, then you've got no one to blame but yourself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I know an otherwise very attractive woman
with what looks like a deformed blue whale on her behind. It's a fucking dolphin. It really spoils an otherwise fairly spectacular posterior.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:29, Reply)

When I'm 70 I won't care.
I'll be too busy trying not to piss myself.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:32, Reply)

I jest in part.
I've just never fancied one myself.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:39, Reply)