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if he didn't ask you then he wouldn't know when it was ok to update his facebook status
give him a break!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:40,
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After two dates?
That's a strike out, right there.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:43,
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After two dates
The girl's still someone hot who is stupid enough to talk to me, not a girlfriend.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:45,
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He was a virgin, bless his little cotton socks.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:48,
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I bet he would ask if you were ok
Constantly during sex.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:51,
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Some of us have to do that.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:57,
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Some of us don't care
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:59,
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There's a rapist joke here,
But I can't be bothered to make it.
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Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:05,
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It was a boast about the size of my penis.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:06,
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it was subtle
I would not have been able to guess that was what you were saying
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:08,
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that's because
you suspect it's more of a lie than a boast.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:13,
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I assumed it's because the women he sleeps with are usually crying
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:16,
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Or gagged...
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Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:40,
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I got rid of him before I had the chance to de-virginise him.
Probably a good thing. I don't cope very well with virgins.
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