I'm mostly cynical
And am usually very much aware that the lady 'loves me more than I love them'. I just don't get overwhelmed by emotions, unless I see something particularly awesome in a film.

I also rarely miss people, especially if I only saw them a couple of days ago.

I'm just cold-hearted really.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:42, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I reckon this comes in handy in your line of work.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:43, Reply)

I'd say so, yeah
Not so great with some women though *shrugs*.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

You sound more like a typical bloke to me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

typical person

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Typical b3tan perhaps.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

no one who could produce The Picture can be that cold-hearted

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Dude...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:49, Reply)

;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:58, Reply)

The Picture?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Don't worry about it
It's nothing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:00, Reply)

stop this, it's annoying
it's akin to people writing "Oh the worst thing every has happened" on their facebook statuses and then saying "I can't talk about it".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Every?
Besides, I don't bloody bring it up every week...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:04, Reply)

it amuses me for exactly the reasons mentioned above.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Hang on,
I bet it doesn't actually exist and is just made up by Vipros and Labs to amuse themselves when people get really annoyed that they won't show it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:08, Reply)

you're not going to trick him into showing it that way
and I don't have it, so I can't show it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:09, Reply)

You don't have it?
*Mashes the delete key furiously*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I'm assuming I don't
but it may be in the depths of my gaz inbox
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:13, Reply)

I can't delete it from b3tards
So it would be in your gazbox. I can overwrite it though...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I don't have the gaz by the looks of it
which is odd
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:16, Reply)

I can't claim responsibility for that
*cackles*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:19, Reply)

*narrows eyes*
I'm sure there's a pic in my b3tards account that I don't recognise as well. not just the massive croissant picture
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

If it's me
Then I do claim responsibility for that.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:22, Reply)

We're not that clever

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I WANT TO SEEEEEEEEEE

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Hush, woman

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:11, Reply)