I've never eaten horseflesh, to my great disappointment.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:51, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It's an acquired taste. I think you would like it though.
It is very gamey and I hate it so you are bound to think it's splendid.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Yup - if you hate it, it must be excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:54, Reply)

I have a child like palette.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Onions?
Marmite?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Not marmite but I do love an onion
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

What your mum has to mash up all your food for you?
"here comes the big aeroplane"
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:12, Reply)

choo choo train

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:14, Reply)

Bob.
Do you ever find when you are eating horse meat, you get half way through your meal and think... 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Excellent, excellent post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

*Doffs cap* in the direction of Tim Vine
As it's one of his jokes.

Credit where it's due and all that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:08, Reply)

don't get it?
sorry
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:15, Reply)

psst
_{it's a play on the phrase 'I'm so hungry I could eat a horse'}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Why are you surprised? I offer quite a few belm moments every day.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Never mind Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

you could totally have done a Cheggers and claimed it as your own
albeit you would have brought the wrath of the almightily sexy Ed Byrne.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Cheggers drinks pop
Is a fool.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

sexy Ed Byrne?
The man is a dick and incredibly short irl.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:22, Reply)

Ed Byrne is awesome
I love his bit on people who skank fags and don't smoke them properly.

The spits beer everywhere
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:29, Reply)

It is fantastic - quite rich though. You can get it here in some French restaurants.
I ate it in Edinburgh a couple of months ago. The restaurant had had death threats from animal rights mentalists according to the local paper. Ridiculous.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

What cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

They also had salami made with horse as a starter so I had that too just to say a private "fuck you" to the yoghurt weaving tossers

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Sounds fucking tasty that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Very strong flavour - you don't need a lot of it.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

Aye, I can imagine

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

what's a yoghurt weaving tosser?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

You

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:20, Reply)

a moaning, kaftan-wearing, vegesexual that goes on about "meat is murder" all the fucking time.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Ugh what is the difference between eating horse and cows?
Cows are loads more awesome than horses
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Horses are cuter
That's probably the extent of their argument, fucking hippies.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

And you can bet on horses and win money. I've never managed to do that with cattle.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:01, Reply)

The bastards just won't run!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I get annoyed by people who eat meat
but if asked "ok you can only eat what you kill, would you kill a cow?" they go "OH NO YOU HAVE TO KILL THINGS BEFORE YOU EAT THEM?!"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

I get annoyed by people.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

never, get out.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

by people
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)

I'd kill a rabbit
Because it'd take a pretty good shot to knock one down, and I'd feel manly
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)